Schooling

With a title like Schooling, you may be wondering just what kind of game you are getting into here. This is a lewd game that is trying to help you live out the craziest sex filled high school experience possible. I found myself legit laughing at some of the stuff I was reading here and the fun thing is, I am not sure I was supposed to be laughing! I can see why some people would play this for five minutes and say nope. However, I got such a kick out of how freaking weird this thing was, I had to keep on playing. Plus, the game has a very slutty teacher so that did help keep my attention.

High School Never Ends

I am pretty sure that I have used that Bowling For Soup reference before, but in the case of Schooling, it is more like you wish high school would never end. Think of something like American Pie, well one of the straight to DVD movies that they made and you will have an idea of what this game is all about. We play as a student that is trying to live their best high school life and bang anything that moves. We are talking about banging the teachers, the cheerleaders, and even the hot milf next door!

Not Your Usual High School Experience

The writing in Schooling is hilarious, but I am not sure it is supposed to be. There is so much stuff here that makes zero sense, but I just rolled with it and had a fun time in the process. The chicks in this game are insane and I mean insane in the best possible way. There is next to no character development here. You chat with a girl and usually, you are banging her in no time at all. It is all fun stuff and I had so much fun with the absurd dialogue that I always looked forward to what was going to be said next. It should go without saying, but if you want a serious and coherent story, this may not be the game for you.

Click, Click, Bang, Bang

When it comes to the gameplay on offer here in Schooling, it is not exactly going to tax you mentally. You just click around on the screen, get a dialogue thing going on, and take it from there. There is not much in the way of grinding or any real progression, you just keep clicking around until you trigger a scene and that is it. The game did not ask for much of my time at all and I honestly never found myself getting bored as I was just laughing at the story and as the game was not too difficult, I never once found myself getting frustrated or thinking that I was at a point where it was starting to become a chore.

Everyone Wants Some!

The fact that the chicks in Schooling are so slutty means that in nearly every scene, there is a girl wearing no clothes, hardly any clothes, or super tight clothes that defy science! Of course, whether you find them hot or not is all subjective, but let me tell you I would wager that more people than not will be “hot for teacher” when they see her for the first time. The game could probably do with more sex scenes, but to be fair, as I said, the chicks are usually wearing very little or extremely revealing clothes so I can give it a pass for that.

Pros:

• Hot teachers are awesome
• All of the chicks in this game are down to screw around
• The story made no sense, but in a fun way
• The game is very easy to play through

Cons:

• There is very little substance in the gameplay and story
• Where were these hot slutty teachers when I was in high school???