Milf's Resort

Just imagine if there was a place like in Milf's Resort where a guy can go to have a lot of XXX fun with a bunch of hotties! While the chances of that happening are slim to none, you can live that fantasy in this fun adventure game. I am kind of shocked at the mixed reception this one has as I played through all that was available and I had a great time. I do have to warn you that as far as I am aware, this game has been abandoned as it has not been updated in the better part of a year. Still, if you want to see some hot milf action, you cannot go wrong with this.

My Kind Of Island

The story in Milf's Resort is very bare bones. We play as a young man who just so happens to have a huge penis and we have come with our mom and aunt to a tropical island for a vacation. Wouldn’t you know it, we are the only guy on this island paradise and we are surrounded by a bunch of hot women who are looking to get laid and as we are the only dick in town, we have to step up and help them out. What can I say, this is the ultimate fantasy of many guys and this game lets you live it out.

Making It Up As You Go Along

There is very little in the way of story in Milf's Resort. You go and chat with the women and get to know them a little, but nothing of any kind of substance is said here. As a matter of fact, I am having a hard time really remembering anything interesting that actually happened in the story. You could look at this as a negative, but I am going to give this game the benefit of the doubt. You see, it gives us this premise of being the only guy on an island resort with plenty of hot horny women. You can then kind of fill in the blanks yourself and live out this fantasy as you play the game. Granted, you do need a good imagination for this, but I did have a fun and hot time playing the game, putting myself in this lucky SOB’s shoes.

How Many Clicks?

I guess you would have to put Milf's Resort in the lewd sandbox game category. You need to click around the different locations, figure out what to do, and take part in these what I guess are best described as puzzle mini-game situations. The game is very straightforward and the only real challenge that I came across was in two different situations. First of all, the game only lets you save at very specific points… why? There is no reason for this to be a thing in the game at all. Granted, it is not a super long game, but why can we not just save when and where we want? Also, I did have the game crash on me a couple of times, a puzzle would lock the whole thing up, forcing me to have to reload the game, and on one occasion due to the save system, I lost a lot of progress.

A Milf By Any Other Name

That is some great poetry there, but it is kind of true. The main reason you will want to see Milf's Resort through until the end is for the amazing lewd content. This game has a great selection of ladies, calling some of them a milf may be a bit of a stretch, but they are all hot no matter if they look like they are in their 20s or early 40s. This game has some great lewd scenes that are animated. The ladies all have dream bodies and the dude’s penis is huge, but not too over the top where it becomes a distraction or makes the game more comical than hot.

Pros:

• This game has some epic ladies
• The sex scenes are animated and very hot
• It is not going to take up too much of your time
• You can imagine yourself as the main character pretty easily

Cons:

• The game is probably never getting finished
• The saving issue is a major pain in the butt as are the technical issues

Milf's Resort is an erotic visual novel that gives you a ticket to an amazing resort somewhere in the middle of the ocean. The protagonist goes on vacation with his aunt and mom, navigating through a strange brochure. The vacation turns out to be an unidentified private island where only hot women vacation. Pleased with his being on the island, the hero is looking for ways to get closer to the local vacationers in every possible way, and the ladies themselves are not averse to giving time to the only man.

Pros of the game:

• Animated erotic scenes
• Large variation of women