Brothel 34

Brothel 34 is a brothel management style game that I have been messing around with over the last week. What drew me to this was that it is a lewd game that uses iconic characters that we know and love, but in a very XXX way. While there is not a ton of content in this game, it is still a game that I had a lot of fun with. Let's face it, we all love it when we get to take a character that we have fantasized about and put them into a whole bunch of awesome sexual scenarios.

Making Moans And Making Bank!

I know that Brothel 34 may be lacking in the story department, but with sim/management style games story is not always an important factor and that is the case here. The idea is that we have this awesome brothel, but in order to make this brothel be awesome in other people’s eyes, we need to hire the hottest ladies around! It is pretty cliché as this is the case for most games like this, but hey, any excuse to see hot babes doing XXX stuff they would never do in their own games is great with me.

An All Star Cast

Of course, a huge part of what makes or breaks a game like Brothel 34 is the lineup of girls and this game is pretty stacked. My two favorites are Widow Maker from Overwatch and the sexy in black Bayonetta. There are many other hot iconic babes here too such as Quiet from Metal Gear Solid and 2B from NieR:Automata Game of the YoRHA Edition. However, you do also have some furry characters too like a My Little Pony character which I will admit is a real turn off for me, but hey, we all like what we like so it is pretty awesome that she is in here for people that dig this kind of thing.

Clicking And Sticking Is The Way To Go!

There is not a great deal to the gameplay in Brothel 34, but it is certainly manageable. The idea is that we have to click on a specific girl and then we have to click some more in order to upgrade her so that we can see all of her XXX scenes. Each girl has a set of four stats that we need to keep an eye on as well as “running cost” and how much money she will make for the brothel. Of course, the more you upgrade her, the more money she is going to make.

Superstar Sex Workers

I like the visual style that Brothel 34 has one for as it has a bit of a cartoon vibe about it. Each of the characters is done in a more cartoony style which I think is kind of fun. Each girl has a few different XXX scenes that you unlock as you progress through the game and these are pretty well done. That is basically what you are playing the game for. The better you do with each girl and the more you upgrade them, the better the XXX scenes you will get are. While some of the character designs were not my cup of tea, I still can appreciate that they are well done.

Pros:

• While not a ton of content, what is here is fun
• Bayonetta and Widow Maker are awesomely designed!
• It is fun seeing iconic characters in an XXX style
• The management stuff here is easy to figure out

Cons:

• The game is abandoned so there is not a ton of content here
• The My Little Pony character kind of creeped me out!