Cockham Superheroes

At a glance, Cockham Superheroes is the greatest lewd game ever made! I say that as a huge lover of comic book characters and lewd games. There have been many lewd games that have been parodies of comic books, movies, and TV shows over the years and I tend to enjoy most of them. I enjoyed the hell out of this game. However, I will fully admit that I can see why some people could not get into this at all as it certainly needs a great deal of work.

A New Hero In Town

The premise of Cockham Superheroes is that we are a new muscle bound hero with giant muscles and an even bigger penis and set of balls. We have joined the Cockham League of Justice and we are there to hone our skills as a hero and save the world. Or, could we go the other way? There is a kind of morality tale here as we try to decide what kind of hero we want to be. Look, the writing here is not great, but I kind of dug the premise and it was enough to keep me going.

You Cannot Write Assemble Without Ass!

I got such a huge kick out of the character roster of Cockham Superheroes. We have Wonder Woman, Power Girl, Poison Ivy, Black Widow and more. However, it is when they do a parody of a hero that get a huge grin on my face and think that this has to be made as some kind of comedic parody. For example, we do not have Captain Marvel here, we have Captain Milf! We do not have Harley Quinn, we have Harley Queef and we do not have Lex Luthor trying to rule the world, we have Sexy Luthor! I think the characters in this game are freaking hilarious and probably what I love most about this game.

They Are Super Alright!

It is the art of Cockham Superheroes that kept me playing this game. This game is completely over the top with its character renders. Our MC is the most vein popping muscle dude that I have ever seen! The female characters though are what I loved the most, the giant boobs and butts are outrageous, but so much fun. My favorite scene is the working out scene that has treadmill running with those big bouncing boobs! This game is something that I feel will not be for everyone with how over the top the character renders are, but I found them to be a ton of fun.

The Games Kryptonite!

I got a kick out of the story and thought that the characters were some of the best I had seen in a lewd superhero parody, but Cockham Superheroes has a problem and it is a pretty big problem and that is the gameplay. This is a lewd sandbox game and I have played so many of them I should be an expert by now. However, this game has a major issue and that is for most of the game, you have no idea where you need to go or what you need to do! I ended up just always clicking on every area in the hopes that there would be a character there for me to interact with. I never felt like I knew what I was actually doing or even supposed to be doing.

Final Score: 9/10 (pretty much based on the art alone!)

From a gameplay point of view, I will be the first to admit that Cockham Superheroes needs a lot of work. It needs some kind of map system, a task checker, or something to give you a push in the right direction. I can see why so many people have gotten frustrated with this.

Pros:

• This game has the most epic superhero designs ever!
• The treadmill scene is epic
• All of the XXX content I saw was a lot of fun
• I think with a bit of work, it could be a fun game to play

Cons:

• You never know what to do or where to go
• While I love these character designs, I can see why some people would not