Fuck Time

Holy crap, Fuck Time is the lewd game that I never knew I wanted! I will warn you right off the bat that what we have here is an abandoned game and depending on the version that you play, it can be a real pain in the ass to get running. However, if you are a fan of the series that this is a parody of, it is well worth the effort. I had a blast with this and found myself laughing and smiling all the way through it. This is a series that does not have that many lewd parodies based on it so I was very happy when I stumbled across this.

Come On Grab Your Friends

In case you did not know, Fuck Time is a lewd parody of Adventure Time. There are many Adventure Time games such as the fun Adventure Time Explore the Dungeon Because I Don’t Know, but there are very few lewd games based on this Cartoon Network classic. I would put this up there with the best Cartoon Network shows, only Regular Show tops it for me. Anyway, this game was clearly made by someone who is a huge fan of the show as it captures the vibe of it so very well.

Finn The Horny Human

The story of Fuck Time is like your standard episode of Adventure Time. Well, standard if people like LSP, Marceline, and Princess Bubblegum had all gone wild and crazy with lust of course. Finn and Jake are still adventurous and gold and treasure play a big part in the story. I love the interaction with the characters here, but as the game was never finished, you only get a little bit of what this could have been. It is a real shame too as the developer really did know their stuff and if Adventure Time was a XXX show, you could imagine the characters behaving and speaking like this.

Homies Help Homies!

Gameplay wise I would say that Fuck Time is best described as a lewd adventure game. It is not just a standard lewd visual novel, as it has a bit of exploring, a few mini-games, and even some basic combat. In some ways, I would say it is kind of like a lewd version of the game, Adventure Time: Finn and Jake Investigations! You need to talk to a few characters, find items, solve puzzles, and so on. None of it is all that deep and there are a few dead ends that cause the game to crash as it has not been completed yet. I have heard that this is worse for certain builds of the game than others so be sure to get the last build of the game, that is what I have been playing.

Marceline Sucks…. Literally

Of course, seeing the Adventure Time characters in all kinds of lewd situations is ultimately what has drawn you to Fuck Time. The art of the game is great and there are some times where if there was not something lewd going on, you could think it was a legit Adventure Time game. I loved the sexed up versions of the characters, especially Princess Bubblegum, I feel like she translated the best here. Marceline was ok, but I got this oral sex scene with her and all of her facial features disappeared which was more disturbing than hot, but as this is Adventure Time, that kind of weirdness made me smile more than it made me mad.

Pros:

• It is a lewd parody of Adventure Time and that is awesome
• I liked how faithful to the show it was, but much lewder of course
• It has some fantastic visuals
• The gameplay is kind of like an old school adventure game

Cons:

• The game depending on the build you play can be buggy as hell
• This never got finished so there are many dead ends