Mutant Alley: Dinohazard

Mutant Alley: Dinohazard is one hell of an XXX virtual sex experience that is not for the faint of heart! This is actually a remake of another game and while I never had the time to check that one out, this one did catch my attention when I was browsing steam late one night. I like dinosaurs and I like lewd games…. But I am not sure I was ever jonesing for the two of these things to be smashed together, but hey here we are! It is worth noting that this game can also be played in VR if you want a closer dino porno situation!

A Remake?

Mutant Alley: Dinohazard is being touted as a remake of Mutant Alley: Do The Dinosaur. That game was a gay themed lewd experience and from what I have read, it was pretty wild and very popular. What we have here is a remake, but I do think they could have gotten away with calling this a straight up sequel. It is very similar to what is offered in that original game, but things here feel way more fleshed out if that makes sense. As I never played that original game, I cannot say for sure how big a leap from it this seems.

Dino Soldiers!

The premise of Mutant Alley: Dinohazard is that there was a great war and someone thought that the way to turn the war in our tide was to create these dino human soldier hybrids by splicing DNA. Once the war was over, the dino hybrids were left with nothing, and the only way that they could get by and make a living was by selling their bodies! Call me suspicious, but there had to be more options for these big strong dino warriors than just hooking? It is a fun premise and something that I did get a bit of a kick out of.

Two Dinos Are Better Than One!

The original Mutant Alley: Do The Dinosaur was a gay themed game as we had just the one big buff dino with a fossil hard penis! In Mutant Alley: Dinohazard, we still have that big buff male dinosaur, but we also have a big titty female dinosaur to play around with as well. I think this adds quite a bit to the game and they give us a lot of control over the XXX action we see. You can self pleasure the dinosaur, use toys or even bring the female in for some epic Jurassic Park XXX one on one action. The game is easy to figure out and if you have a VR headset, you literally get to be hands on with the lewd content as you have complete control over what is going down.

Dino Porn From The Future!

I am someone who loves monster girls, but am casual with furry girls and guys at best. In Mutant Alley: Dinohazard we have these huge dinosaur lizard like characters and they are not for me. Hey, they look fantastic, the scales, the boobs, the penis, and the animations for all the lewd scenes are very well done. However, seeing a female T-Rex with huge boobs spread eagle showing her T-Rex lady parts is not something I found hot at all. I can appreciate how good this looks, but it is not something that gets me all hot and ready to explode if you know what I am saying.

Pros:

• You have two dinosaurs to have XXX fun with
• The animations are of a high quality
• There are many fun XXX things you can do
• You can play this in VR if you have a compatible headset

Cons:

• The dinosaurs did nothing for me!
• Once you have seen all the XXX content there is nothing else to do