Hail Dicktator

I am sure that we can all agree that Hail Dicktator is one of the most awesome names for a video game ever, right? This is a lewd visual novel/sandbox style of game that has a harem/domination thing going on with the story. I will be fully honest and say that at first, I was not sure if this was going to be a game for me, but I did end up getting quite into it and thought that the premise of the story was pretty well done.

An Island Paradise

The plot of Hail Dicktator turned out to be way more interesting than I thought it was going to be. We have this strange uncle who we find out has left us his strange island paradise. We go over to it and find that it is filled with lots of hot women and we are now in charge of this island and all of the people that are on it. The island has some strange stuff about it too so there is also a bit of mystery about the story as well.

Harem Troubles

I will admit that I was impressed with how many ladies you could interact with in Hail Dicktator. However, like many other harem style games that have a large selection of women to play around with. This one falls into the trouble of having perhaps too much choice! The ladies are great and look awesome, but they tend to have quite shallow personalities, some are more developed than others to be fair, but this could be an issue for some people. It also seems like most of the problems that occur on this island can be solved with some kind of bondage, which I found more funny than hot.

Move Just A Little Bit More!

Visually, I was very into what Hail Dicktator was offering. There are some great looking character models in this game and the island resort setting that the game has gives it a nice and bright kind of look that I really did like. There are also plenty of lewd scenes in the game too, but these are not as well animated as I would have liked. Some are better than others, but there is a kind of strange look about them, almost like it is a slide show more than an animated sex scene. It is not bad, but I do wish it were animated a bit better.

Talk, Talk, Talk, Closure

A very obscure Chicken Little reference for you there! Hail Dicktator has pretty much what you would expect from a lewd visual novel when it comes to the gameplay. However, despite domination being such a prominent part of the lewd content here, I was surprised that most of the conflicts were very dialogue heavy and really required you to pay attention to what characters were telling you so that you could react in the right way. I think the fact that the writing is really good certainly helped keep me invested in the story and the gameplay.

Pros:

• I enjoyed the island setting of the game
• There are many different female love interests
• If you enjoy bondage sex scenes, you will get a huge kick out of this
• It manages to keep your attention very well

Cons:

• Some of the love interests are quite shallow
• While I enjoyed the game, I do not think I would jump back in and play it again.