Blowjob Simulator

As I write this, Blowjob Simulator is still in early access so by the time you play it, more content could be added to the game so please keep that in mind. The most surprising thing about this game for me is the fact that this is currently available on Steam! I never thought I would see the day when there would be a game with blowjob in the title available on Steam! The name is certainly attention grabbing and if you have played any kind of sex simulator style of game before, you will have a fair idea of what you are getting into here.

Straight To The Action

There is no story, no scoring system, no challenges, no kind of “point” to anything that happens in Blowjob Simulator. I am sure they could add this at a later date, but as of right now the whole point of the game is getting a blowjob from a hot chick!

Hey, that sounds as awesome to me as the next guy, but there are many other sex simulator style games that offer considerably more than what this is offering right now.

Look Ma, No Hands!

As the title, Blowjob Simulator tells you this is again that is all about the sexual art of fellatio. Did you like the classy way I dressed that up there? You can control what the girl is doing by via the mouse. Move it nice and gently for some real rhythm, or just start shaking it around like a maniac if you want some laughs. The fact there is an “automatic” version where the AI just works it herself tells you what the intention is here. There is no other kind of sex on offer here. I get that with a name like this, you kind of expect this, but there really is nothing else on offer here.

The Girl Of Your Dreams

There is a fairly decent character creation suite on offer here. You can change many things about your lady. You can change her hair type and color, her eyes, body, and so on. You can also play around with the boob physics too. I have seen better character creation options, but for an early access game, Blowjob Simulator is certainly on the right track. The graphics are solid and this is probably the best aspect of the game, but the “action” is happening on a sex toy so hopefully, it can be made to look more realistic as the game moves along early access.

I have to say that right now, Blowjob Simulator feels more like a demo or a proof of concept than an actual game. I think the asking price for what is here right now is a bit on the steep side if you ask me.

Pros:

• You can play around with the look of the girl
• There are some fun boob physics
• If you like blowjobs (who doesn’t?) you will get a kick out of this
• The developer seems pretty open to feedback which is good to see

Cons:

• There is no actual “game” here at all
• There is no other sex at all in the game