Churn Vector

This is the second time in as many weeks a lewd game has shocked me and I have to say that Churn Vector is right up there with the weirdest of the weird when it comes to lewd games. How do people even come up with this kind of stuff is what I want to know. To say that this is one of the most imaginative lewd games I have ever played is the understatement of the year. This is a game that is themed around vore and furries so if they are not your thing, chances are this lewd stealth game is not going to be for you.

The Vore Man/Futa/Whatever This Thing Is

The point of Churn Vector is….. I have to be honest, I am still not entirely sure. This is a world filled with furries and the idea is that you take on these “contracts” and you go around assisting people with their vore needs. There is not exactly a great deal as far as the story goes in this game, but I kind of dug that. This is a game that is just so freaking weird and it does not shy away from that, it proudly wears its weirdness on its sleeve and hey, you have to kind of respect that. You just go with the flow and accept the bat poop crazy world that this game takes place in.

Stealthing Around

At its core, Churn Vector is a stealth game and you have a set of four maps where you have to sneak around and vore people into your balls. Yup, that is the basics of what we have here. The stealth mechanics are ok and there is one level that has a “predator” that can get you, but for the most part, you are trying to stay hidden from guards. To be honest, even if you are not all that skilled with stealth games, you will not struggle here as I found the stealth mechanics to be on the forgiving side and sometimes I would be right next to a guard, and just because they were not facing me, they could not see me.

Big Heavy Balls

I do not think I have played a lewd game where balls play as big a part as they do in Churn Vector. We play as a furry futa and the people we vore are in our balls. The thing is, the balls are physics based and if you have a few people in there, you start to move slower, they make a lot of noise as they slam around, and also, and you can leak stuff all over the place drawing attention to you. There are several ways that you can “release” the load if you get what I am saying so you can go about trying to vore more people. There is also a thing with condoms in the game as well that you can get. There is more to the game than you would think and I found the whole big swinging balls thing to at first be hilarious, but then I realized this was actually a fully realized game mechanic and a huge part of the gameplay!

Splatoon 4: Vore Takes Over The World!

Visually, Churn Vector is freaking nuts! This is a furry game with some of the most over the top furry characters I have ever seen. The character we play as is a weird-looking creature with a massive penis and even bigger balls once they are filled, but it is the way the “white stuff” leaks all over the place that had me in stitches. I do not think there will be many people who think that the game is hot in terms of its visuals. However, if you come to this for some laughs and the weirdness, I am certain you will get a massive kick out of how crazy this game looks.

Pros:

• The big heavy balls thing is hilarious
• It is funny, but those big balls also tie into the gameplay
• I loved how crazy this whole game was
• There are not many lewd “stealth” games so that is kind of cool

Cons:

• It may be too over the top and weird for some people
• The stealth mechanics are not exactly super deep and polished