Dickmon X

If you get a kick out of porn parody games, Dickmon X is going to be something that you find very entertaining. This is a game that is still being worked on as I play this, but this is one very wild lewd visual novel that is not shy about being a game that is more about just going from one XXX scene to the next, rather than trying to tell some kind of engaging story. I managed to plow through all of what the most recent build (as of me writing this) has to offer in no time at all, but I am very pleased to say that I had a huge smile on my face the whole time that I did.

Where Is The Big Blue Guy

Some people may have already realized that Dickmon X is, in fact, a lewd parody of the classic anime, Doraemon. There is another porn parody of this called Doraemon X and I would say that if you liked that game, you will probably also really like this too as they are quite similar in their tone and style. Sure, Doraemon games may not seem like the most obvious thing to make a XXX game out of, but this is so much fun and if you do not take it seriously, you will have a blast with it.

The Perfect Place To Stay

When I say that Dickmon X is light on story, I am not exaggerating. The basics of the plot are that we play as a young man whose parents have moved away, and we now need to stay with our dad's colleague. There are a few notable characters from the world of Doraemon here, but there is not much story. We basically play as this horny little asshole who just wants to get laid all the time and he somehow manages to go from scene to scene achieving this goal! Hey, more power to him! However, do not expect to be pulled in by the narrative here.

That Is Quite The Bounce

The best thing about Dickmon X is the visuals. This game has some amazing sex scenes that are all fully animated, and they have such a wacky vibe about them, it is impossible not to smile the whole time you are watching them. I love how there is a nice collection of thicker looking ladies, and they are all kind of plain looking in the face department. It is hard to explain, but there is just something kind of unique about the whole look of the game that I think is very cool. The quality of the animation is just amazing, and I have a feeling this is what is making the game take a while to get over the finishing line. Already in the unfinished build that I played, there was a lot of variety when it came to the sex scenes. Of course, this anime style may not be everyone's cup of tea, but at the very least, I am sure you will appreciate how well animated these lewd scenes are.

Just Rolling With It

When I say that Dickmon X is a basic lewd visual novel, that is not an understatement. This, as of writing, is a very short experience; you are probably looking at around 30 minutes to see all that this game has to offer. What is great about this is that this game is very much a case of all killer, no filler. By that, I mean the story may not be all that great, but the game goes from one sex scene to the next in no time at all. It is not an exaggeration to say that you are maybe waiting a couple of minutes max until there is some kind of animated sex scene, or at the very least some nudity. It may not be the most “interactive” lewd visual novel, but that is ideal if you want something that is more chill to play and also something that gets straight to the good XXX stuff without a bunch of hoops for you to jump through.

Pros:

• I loved the character designs
• The animation in the sex scenes is incredible
• You never have to wait too long for the next bit of XXX content
• This is just so wacky and weird!

Cons:

• The story makes no sense and goes nowhere
• The updates are pretty slow so no idea when this will be completed

Dickmon X is an erotic visual novel about a young boy who just turned 18 and his uncontrollable desire that forever changes the way of life in one perfectly normal family. One day an alien comes to the little boy. The alien guest looks like a blue cat and can help with household issues with simple advice as well as technology. The boy grows up and, along with coming of age, his whims increase. How will an alien friend be able to help with the hormone game?

Pros of the game:

• The stylistics are completely consistent with the Doraemon anime and manga
• Your choices affect your relationships with the characters