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When I heard I was going to be checking out a game called Fake Hostel a puzzle game about pipes was not what I was expecting! This is a lewd game and it has nothing to do with a popular porn series of the same name. I have seen some people also say that it is a bit of a dating sim and I guess in a way it is. However, for the most part, this is certainly more of a lewd puzzle game than anything else.
Pedro You Horny Old Rascal
Oh my god does Fake Hostel have one of the cringiest stories I have ever played in a lewd game. It has to be intentional! We play as a horny old guy called Pedro who bears more than a passing resemblance to Super Mario if you ask me! Anyway, he owns this large house and for some reason, these hot chicks all want to rent rooms there.
Pedro allows them to do this, but he regularly has to “clean their pipes” if you know what I am saying. The story here is so cliché and cringy that it actually made me laugh. I am going to give the people behind the game a pass on this as like I said, this had to be intentional!
Cleaning The Pipes
As far as the gameplay goes, Fake Hostel is a puzzle game. They do also say this is a dating sim, but it is way too linear to be a dating sim as from what I could tell, nothing you do will change the way the story unfolds. There are 45 levels that you have to complete, you have a series of pipes and you have to figure out how to connect them together. That is basically the whole game. What keeps you playing is that when you do fix a girl’s pipes, you get to have sex with her. It is pretty easy, to be honest with you and I would wager most people will end up beating this game in just a couple of sittings.
I do have to warn you that if you play the version of Fake Hostel that is available on Steam, you do not get to see any nudity! The art in this game is pretty fun, it is done in a kind of anime style, but it has a very absurd amount of animation.
The chicks in this game are easy on the eye and they do have nice big boobs, but the way the girls constantly shake makes me feel like I should call the doctor more than get me horny! It features a decent selection of CGs and the voice acting that you hear is hilariously bad, but like the story, I do think that could be intentional.
I think that some people are way too harsh on this game. I can see why if you paid full price for Fake Hostel on Steam and then you got a watered-down censored version of the game you would be mad. However, as a lewd puzzle game, this is kind of fun. I am pretty sure that I would never play it again, but as a one-and-done kind of lewd puzzle game, there is some fun to be had here.
- I thought Pedro was pretty funny
- The actual puzzle game aspect can get a bit tricky
- There are plenty of sexy CGs (as long as you have the uncensored version)
- It is the kind of game that is easy to play
- You can beat this game in one sitting pretty easily
- The way the girls constantly shake is super weird!
Download Fake Hostel
- PC compatible
- Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP