Orgasm Simulator 2023
a game by | Pirates Of The Digital Sea |
Platform: | PC (2023) |
Editor Rating: | 6/10, based on 1 review |
User Rating: | 8.0/10 - 1 vote |
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See also: | Eroge Games, Dating Simulators |
Orgasm Simulator 2023 is a game that I played because I read the description, checked out the screenshots, and thought that it looked incredible! I mean, how can you read the official description for this and not want to play it? So, I put my money down, and in what felt like no time at all I had completed the game and thought it was ok. I wanted to share my experience with the game with you fine folks today and these are 100 percent my honest thoughts on what I went through when playing this.
One Wild Night
That is an obscure Bon Jovi reference and if you get it, we can be buds. Anyway, Orgasm Simulator 2023 is a game that has a pretty solid premise. The idea is that we have had a wild night out and we have awoken the next day with a very pretty young woman in our place and she is going to be staying with us. We take a liking to this girl and we decide that we are going to try and win her heart.
Hmm, Not Quite What I Was Expecting!
Now, what I just wrote is the premise of what Orgasm Simulator 2023 is offering in terms of its story. I thought that it sounded like this could be a good and interesting love story, but our MC and this chick have absolutely zero chemistry! It is like two strangers who are awkwardly trying to get to know each other. The story is not terrible like some people would have you believe, but I do think that there is just something that is stopping it from clicking between the two main characters and that makes it hard to get connected to this romance that the story is trying to tell.
Where Are These From?
Like most people when I check out a game on Steam, I look at the trailer and the images and this game is a bit of a bait and switch. The images that you see on the Steam page for Orgasm Simulator 2023 are not from this game! They feature a cute redhead that is 100 percent not in this game anywhere! I get that things can change during development, but it does feel like a bit of a bait and switch. To be fair, what is here looks good, the girl is cute, I am loving those pigtails, and the sex is animated and there are a handful of different sex positions. I think had they not shown stuff that is not in the game, people would probably be okay with the way that the game looks.
A Diamond In The Rough
To be fair to Orgasm Simulator 2023 has something about it when it comes to the gameplay. We have a mixture of a lewd visual novel and a lewd adventure game. You have to chat with the sexy young woman that we are trying to woo and as you would expect, you need to say the right things. You also have to do stuff for her too such as making her dinner, this will also help raise her affection for you. There is a weird dice thing here too that is like a mini-game. While nothing is amazing, I think that what is here works well enough and the UI makes navigating the game nice and easy which I do appreciate.
Orgasm Simulator 2023 is not a bad game to be fair. I can see why some people are mad as they feel like they were tricked with parts of the description and of course, those images that are not in the game. However, I think as an actual game, this kind of works and if the writing was just a bit better and there was more chemistry between the two characters, this could have been a solid lewd love story. Give it a try and see what you think!
Pros:
- The girl is cute
- I liked how easy the UI was to figure out
- There are a few different sex scenes
- I liked the way that the game looked
Cons:
- There is a bit of a bait and switch here with some aspects of the game
- This is a pretty simple game that you can beat in one sitting
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System requirements:
- PC compatible
- Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP