Elfheim

I will admit that I did not know Elfheim was a lewd kinetic visual novel before I played it, but I was so taken in by it that I did not actually notice that it was a kinetic visual novel for quite some time. What we have here is a very charming kind of game, it has gorgeous looking art and a fun and cheeky kind of story that does not tax your brain at all, but it is still the kind of thing that is fun while it lasts.

My Life As A Slime

The first thing that we need to talk about in Elfheim is the main character. I knew going on this was about elves. However, I did not know that the main character we would be playing as is a slime! I got a real kick out of this and thought that it was pretty amusing how we have this slime just going about their business who one day somehow gets turned into a human man! It is funny just seeing this slime, now a human goes with the flow and has a fantastic time doing so!

Two Naughty Elves!

In Elfheim, our slime comes across these two gorgeous looking elves that love to have fun. They take this slime under their wing and basically teach him about the joys of sex. The story is very lighthearted and not meant to make you think all that much. They pretty much just drag this slime around from place to place and look for any excuse to bang him, even if there was some kind of adventure or peril, these two would still want to get their rocks off right in the middle of it!

Say My Name

As I said, Elfheim is a lewd kinetic visual novel so there are no choices to be made here. Actually, that technically is not 100 percent true as the game does at least let you give the slime a name. However, that is pretty much all the “gameplay” that you will be experiencing here. To be fair, the writing is good, the premise is fun and the characters are cute and interesting so this story does keep your attention and I am not exaggerating when I say that I had to have been at least halfway through it before I realized that I had not even made a single choice so it must have been doing something right.

Two Cute Brown Eyes

Ok, that was juvenile, even for me, but if you play this game you will notice that the artist of Elfheim has a real knack for drawing buttholes, it is their specialty! In all seriousness, this is a fantastic looking lewd game! It is like you are experiencing a comic book! The two naughty elves are gorgeous and the fantasy setting of this game is very well done too, it is just an incredible looking game in every regard. My only complaint is that there is no animation in this game which I think would have tipped it over the edge!

Pros:

• The art in this game is absolutely stunning
• I loved those two sexy and very lewd elves
• You do get to name the main character
• It is a fun story that does not ask for too much of your time

Cons:

• I wish that there was some animation in the game
• Some voice acting would also be nice