FNIA The Golden Age

FNIA The Golden Age is one of the most amazing parodies of this series that I have ever played. I am already a fan of the series and I have had so much fun playing and messing around with the various lewd parodies that have popped up over the years. This one here though is something really special and while it is a “lewd” game, it actually stands out from the crowd for having an actual interesting story and the way the characters are portrayed is some of the best stuff I have seen in a lewd parody.

Why So Young?

While I think the story of FNIA The Golden Age is great, there is something super strange about it and that is the fact that the character we play as looks super young. They do go above and beyond to state that we play as a 20 year old, but we just so happen to look 14. We end up getting canned from our job as a mechanic for making a mistake and now we need to find a new job. If you have played any Five Nights At Freddy’s game or lewd parody of it before, you know exactly where this is going, don’t you? We ended up getting a job at a place called Freddy-Chan’s Anime Pizzeria and we are working the night shift as the security guard.

A Familiar Cast!

I did mention about the way the characters are portrayed in FNIA The Golden Age and there is a good reason for that. They take the FNAF characters that we know, but they sex and human them up. For example, we have the likes of Freddy-Chan, Bonny-Chan, and Chica-Chan and what I liked about this game was that yes we are the security guard looking out for the sex crazed characters. However, each of the characters has a well written and well-developed personality and that is what makes this game stand out from the million other Five Nights at Freddy’s lewd games have. I actually wanted to get to know these characters and more about them. I will say some are better developed than others, but they all at the very least have something that makes them unique.

That’s The Hotness Right There!

There are so many FNAF porn games that many of them blend together as far as the visuals go. However, I will say that FNIA The Golden Age offers something much more unique. These are not the horrific and scary animatronics that other lewd parodies go for. They have gone for a more anime (it is in the title after) look to the characters, making them a bit more human if they make sense and they look amazing as a result. I would honestly put this right at the top of the best looking Five Nights at Freddy’s lewd parody games when it comes to the style and visuals. They do not have any XXX content in the game in the base version, but there is a patch. Yet, I started the game without the patch and never actually felt the need to install it, but it is there if you want it.

Tell Me More

While the story, characters, and presentation of FNIA The Golden Age are just amazing and some of the best stuff the world of Five Nights at Freddy’s porn games have to offer. The gameplay is not exactly going to blow you away. What we have here in that regard is a very typical lewd visual novel in that you read the story and then at certain points, you are tasked with making a choice, some of which have a bigger impact on things going forward than others. There is some replayability here in regards to chatting to certain characters so that is cool. In all, it may not be doing something crazy original with the gameplay, but it all works and works very well.

Pros:

• The story told here grabs you right from the start
• The portrayal of the FNAF characters is great
• I loved the way the characters are designed
• This is one of the best FNAF porn games!

Cons:

• Some characters feel not quite as well-developed
• If you want the XXX content, you will have to get the patch and install it yourself

I was blown away by what I experienced with FNIA The Golden Age. I have played so many lewd parodies of this franchise over the last few years that many of them kind of blend together as they are quite similar. However, this right here is one of the very best parodies that I have come across. I will admit right now, I checked this out because of the awesome and suggestive artwork, hey don’t we all? Yet, it was the fantastic story and the way the characters were written that hooked me.

Looking Young For His Age

The setup for the story in FNIA The Golden Age is kind of weird. It makes it a point to say that we are 20, but we look younger, I am not sure what the point of this is, to be honest with you. Anyway, we work as a mechanic and we are pretty good at our job, but one day, we make a mistake and there is an accident. Due to the accident, we end up getting fired and our money starts to dry up and we need to find a new job, but all of a sudden thanks to an ad in the newspaper, it looks like our prayers have been answered.

A Job That Is Too Good To Be True!

Like in all other Five Nights At Freddy’s parodies, FNIA The Golden Age sees us taking up the job of a nightguard/security guard. The place we are going to be working at is called, Freddy-Chan’s Anime Pizzeria and this is a place where people can play games, win prizes, have good food and of course check out all of the animatronic characters. Well, as you have probably guessed, when all the guests go home and it gets late, things start to get weird and this is where all the sexy animatronics come to life. What is different about this game is that the characters are so well written that you actually do want to get to know them better. They are more than the typical, “we are horny robots that want to bang you to death” that other FNAF parodies tend to be.

One Page At A Time

When it comes to the gameplay of FNIA The Golden Age, what we have here is a lewd visual novel. You read the story and then when you do what with the sexy animatronics, you get to make a few choices here and there. It may be pretty standard as far as a lewd visual novel goes in terms of the gameplay. Yet, the writing is so good and the characters so well developed, that it feels far deeper than you would think. This is a game that really does nail what makes a lewd visual novel good.

I See You!

As I said, I have played a ton of Five Nights At Freddy’s lewd parodies over the years, but FNIA The Golden Age is right up there with the best of them when it comes to the visuals. Many parodies make the characters look creepy, but that is not the case here. They have a cuteness and a sexiness about them that I really dig and the suggestive butt and boob shots are awesome and never “too in your face”. The game just has a ton of personality and I got a huge kick out of the prize booth having iconic characters in it such as Pikachu and Totaro! While the lewd content needs to be patched in, this game looks great even without a bunch of XXX scenes.

Pros:

• I love the look of the characters
• The story is very interesting
• I like how so many of the characters are well developed
• The visuals of this game are incredible

Cons:

• I must admit, BB is the weakest of all the characters
• Those wanting the XXX content will have to sort out the patch

FNIA The Golden Age is an erotic visual novel about an unusual pizzeria and strange sounds coming from there at night. Will you be able to cope with animatronics, each of which is trying to pull down your pants?

At night, the entertaining robotic animals come to life and, driven by some otherworldly force, attack the night workers to satisfy their own carnal desires. Not everyone survives after such a rendezvous, but today is your shift, and as an experienced security guard, you can't fail.

Pros of the game:

• Animated erotic scenes
• Your choices can save your life