Haydee 3

A friend sent me a text telling me all about Haydee 3 and how he was so excited that there was a new Haydee game. I didn’t know what to day, not just because I did not know that Haydee 3 was a thing, but because even though I love lewd games, especially 3D lewd games, I had never heard of this series. I checked out the link he sent me and saw that it was a lewd 3rd person action game with a hot chick with huge boobs and a huge rear end, that was all I needed to see in order to give this a try!

Haydee, I Hardly You Yee

I am not sure if that makes sense, but that is quite fitting as I was a little lost with the story of Haydee 3. Granted, I never played the first two games (although I plan on going back to try them out) so what I pieced together was that we were this android/cyborg chick who is stuck in a facility and she needs to try and fight her way out of it. Hey, I have played way worse stories in games and to be fair, you come across these documents/files or whatever you want to call them that do give you bits of extra lore. From what my buddy told me, he said that this felt like it was between two and three.

Thick In All The Right Places

Before I get into the gameplay, I have to talk about Haydee 3, or just Haydee as she likes me to call her. My buddy said that her design changed a bit and he thought that she was hotter in the last game. However, taking this for what it is, she is an awesome character and if you love big bubble butts and giant bouncy boobs, you will love the design of this chick. She has very impressive boob jiggle physics and I am more may not have gotten taken out on more than one occasion because I was busy checking out her ample assets instead of worrying about the army of bad guys that were trying to take me down. The game has a very sci-fi kind of look about it and that is something I think is cool.

I Like The Way She Moves

Outkast! Man, whatever happened to them? Anyway, one of the things that impressed me the most about Haydee 3 was just how well the main character moved. She is very nimble which is handy as there is way more platforming, dare I say “puzzle platforming” in this game than I was expecting and Haydee is equipped with a solid arsenal of running, jumping, quick moving, and so on to allow her to navigate the rather tricky platforming sections. Exploration is a huge part of the game and there is a lot of trial and error and backtracking as you make your way through each of the several areas that the game has for you.

That Is My Gun

As well as having some solid platforming, Haydee 3 also has some very satisfying gunplay, there are a few different weapons that you can get, but for me, the handgun is the way to go. It shoots at a quick pace and is good for all ranges. You have four different enemy types that will constantly spawn, sometimes it feels like there are too many enemies and it can be a tad unfair. You also have some puzzles, such as picking locks and deactivating mines. In some ways, the game does have a bit of a classic Resident Evil feel about it as far as the puzzle solving goes.

Pros:

• Haydee is a super hot character
• I enjoyed the sci-fi vibes of the story
• The platforming feels great and offers a solid challenge
• Using the handgun made me feel like a badass

Cons:

• I have heard it is not much of a step up from the second game
• Sometimes it felt like there were too many enemies to deal with