Milf Vania

Milf Vania was a rather strange game for me. You see, I saw the title on a list of games before I played it and I had an idea of what it would be in my head, but it was certainly not what I was expecting. What we have here is a lewd visual novel game and a kind of weird one as the name depending on where you play it can be different. As far as I know, the game has not yet been completed, but I spent some time with what we have and wanted to share my thoughts with you.

No Belmont’s Here

Now, I may be in the minority, but I thought that this was going to be a Castlevania parody, that would have been awesome. Instead, what we have here is a game about a young guy that dreams of making it big as a porn director/photographer. I mentioned before about how the game is known as something else and that is Porn King, this and that are actually the same game by the way.

Living The Dream

I felt that the story of Milf Vania started off very slowly, but once it gets going it can be fun. We basically have this guy who is trying to video and photograph as many hot milfs and he ends up getting into all kinds of sexy shenanigans in the process. The guy looks pretty young and I am sure a job like this would have been a dream for most of us. The thing is, the story never really goes anywhere all that interesting which I think is a pity as they could have had something here.

Guys Can Be Too Young Too

There are some lewd games that are a turn off for me because they have character renders that just look far too young. So far, it has always been females, but Milf Vania is the first time I have played a lewd game where I felt that the guy looked too young and it is rather off putting if I am being honest. He not only looks really young, but he also is very small too so he has a very weird look to him. The milfs on the other hand are fantastic! There is a great selection of hot women in this game and the lewd content is great, but at the same time that super young dude can make it awkward to enjoy.

A Puzzling Experience

One of the main complaints I have heard about Milf Vania is that the game did not need the puzzles. I actually disagree with this as I feel the puzzles make this stand out and more interesting than your average lewd visual novel. Granted the choices you make do not feel like they matter a great deal, but the puzzle mini-game stuff I felt was a nice touch and probably the highlight of the game for me in all honesty.

Pros:

• The story does have some good ideas
• The game has some very nice looking milfs to have fun with
• There are these puzzle mini-games that I thought were fun
• It is not going to take you long to get through

Cons:

• That main character just looks way too young for me
• The game as of writing has not been finished