DAYSHIFT AT MILKERS

I was very interested in DAYSHIFT AT MILKERS, mainly due to the title, which certainly grabbed my attention, but is the game any good?

More Than Stuffed Crust!

Ok, that is kind of a gross heading, as you will understand why in just a second! This may seem like another FNAF porn game, but I feel that this is doing more than enough to try and at least be a little different. We get a job at a pizza joint called Milkers, and Milkers has these sexy mascots as part of their gimmick. Well, we need to impregnate the mascots as part of our job, and that is basically what sees us wandering around, trying to figure it all out. The game, as I write this, is not fully complete, so I cannot for sure say if they stick the landing.

The Key To It All

A friend of mine who also played DAYSHIFT AT MILKERS said that he felt like this was a walking simulator, and that is probably the best way to describe the game. You walk around the area, looking for stuff like keys and videotapes, and that is pretty much all there is. I got to a point where I needed a key for this apartment, but I looked in every pixel that the game had to offer, and it simply was not there. The game is very easy and basic, but I think for some people, that will be the appeal.

I’m On That Super 8-Bit!

The game has a kind of grimy VHS look to it, and I think that is awesome! The VHS tapes that you find have what are basically furry porn scenes on them, and there is a great mixture of characters that you can find scenes and images for. I liked the descriptions of the guy banging characters like the Mime and Roxy and overall felt that the kind of grindhouse nature of the visuals worked really well here. However, I will say that this game caused my PC to run like a furnace, and I have no idea why! Some optimization work definitely needs to be done here.

Pros:

• I liked the idea of this pizza place
• Some of the characters are hot
• The walking sim vibes did click with me

Cons:

• As of writing, the game feels like it is abandoned
• It caused my PC to run hotter than a fresh pizza!

DAYSHIFT AT MILKERS is an erotic horror-style game in which players must impregnate foot-animatronics. According to the story, a new pizzeria opened in Bellwood in the 1970s. And although the pizza there was good, that wasn’t the establishment’s main draw at all. It was a place inhabited by lustful robot dolls shaped like giant stuffed animals. There’s a bear named Fredina, a fox named Foxina, a bunny named Bunny, and a wolf named Wolfi. And in addition to their luscious tits, each of them has a dick - so they can fuck you too, not just the other way around. The gameplay itself is a puzzle-based exploration game. You’ll need to find Polaroid photos, cassettes, diaries, and keys to the right doors to progress through the storyline. Also, collect painkillers, which will keep you from dying if you do get caught.

Game Features:

• This is yet another parody of the horror quest series Five Nights at Freddy’s
• Most of the content is taken from other games and is blatant plagiarism, right down to the 3D models and video sex scenes used