Sex Simulator

Download Sex Simulator and you can have all kinds of kinky sexy mature fun with your own dream babe. This is the ultimate way to have virtual sex! If you want to play a lewd game that is just all about having sex with a sexy girl, this is the game for you.
a game by Slippy Floor
Platform: PC (2019)
Editor Rating: 6.3/10, based on 4 reviews, 2 reviews are shown
User Rating: 6.6/10 - 48 votes
Rate this game:
See also: Eroge Games, Simulator Games, Nudity Category, Interactive Sex Games
Sex Simulator
Sex Simulator
Sex Simulator
Sex Simulator

When it comes to pleasurable pastimes, there are few things that can rival having sex. There’s something special about finding that someone you want to mash uglies with and when you do, it can feel amazing. Though for some of us, we can’t have enough of sex for whatever reason and we need to supplement with a healthy dose of virtual fun. Sex Simulator is one of a long line of games that aims to offer that exact service.

This game plays similar to incremental games such as Cookie Clicker, Clicker Heroes or A Dark Room with the player tasked with clicking various areas of the woman’s body to perform certain acts, control orgasm levels and generally fulfil any fantasies and desires while you do so.

Rough Around The Edges

This game is a budget title and you can really tell when you jump into the action. You’ll have access to just one big breasted blonde woman to perform all your unspeakable acts upon and quite frankly, there aren’t many attractive things about the character model. Yes, she has big boobs and a round butt. Though it seems like a caricature or a parody of an actual attractive woman. So immediately, the game loses us on the sex appeal front.

Then moving onto the gameplay. Seeing as this is an incremental and simple game, we can’t be too hard on the title. If you click certain areas of the screen, different sexual moves happen like a spank or a bite and so on. Plus, you need to control all your status bars so you don’t blow your load too early and make sure that your grotesquely disproportionate sexual partner gets her end away too.

It’s fine as a concept and does exactly what its meant to do but after you cycle through all the positions and moves you can perform, that’s kind of it. There’s nothing more of value to see, no replay value and to tell the truth, there is no real appeal to return even for the X-rated content as it’s drawn in such an amateurish way.

There is the ability to play around with the environments and costumes the girl wears. However, these are just as poorly presented so its hardly a reason to keep subjecting yourself to this bargain bin game.

Amateur Hour

If you are going to produce a game with the main mechanic being clicking on a screen almost at random, you need to make the response to these clicks appealing and the visuals look good. This game does neither, leading to a game that has basically no discernible qualities to speak of. Its no fun to play, it looks dreadful and the fact that this game costs anything at all is criminal.

2

The best thing we can say about this game is that it functions as it should but aside from that, we have no awards or accolades to give for this trash heap.

Pros

  • Variety of costumes and environments

Cons

  • The artwork is as amateur as your likely to ever see in a video game
  • The gameplay is dull and lifeless
  • The animations are dated

Download Sex Simulator

PC

System requirements:

  • PC compatible
  • Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP

Game Reviews

Today we are looking at the very lewd game Sex Simulator! That is right, no fancy title here, what we have is a game that is giving you exactly what it says on the tin. I have played a ton of sex simulator games over the years and the competition is pretty damn fierce. I have to say that this one here not only has one of the most basic names, but it also is one of the most basic in pretty much every regard. It is not horrible, but I have certainly played way better.

I Did It All For The Nookie!

I am pretty sure I have used that Limp Bizkit reference before, but there is no such thing as an overused Limp Bizkit reference. Anyway, Sex Simulator does not have any kind of story or narrative going on. You simply have your chosen character and then you get to play around with her in different ways. Look, a game that is called this is always going to be about the sex, but I just wish there was a bit more personality to things.

Picking Your Partner

The character selection in Sex Simulator is not exactly great and at the start, you just have one chick that you can play with. I just talked about “personality” and I wish that these ladies had more personality about there. Apart from the way that they look, there is nothing here that really separates them from each other and I think that was a bit of a missed opportunity. At the end of the day, getting off is what this game is all about, but they could have made it so we had a little bit more of a connection with the girls.

At Least She Is A Looker

I actually like the way that Sex Simulator looks. The characters in the game look decent and are animated pretty well. There are many different sex positions that you can check out , but once you have seen them with one girl, it is pretty much just a copy and paste with the next one. I think that being able to dress the girls up so that they look sexy was fun and this is one part of the game that I wish they went a bit deeper with as it was great to get them all dressed up and looking hot.

The Motion Of The Ocean Baby!

As the title, Sex Simulator suggests, this is a game that is all about having sex and that on paper is awesome… actually having sex on anything is awesome. The gameplay here is right about what you would expect from a sex simulator video game. You have a decent array of sex positions and acts that you can play around with and these are just simple clicks of your mouse to activate. A tiny bit of strategy is added by the stamina bar and you have to make sure that she is getting off too. It stops you from just clicking like a maniac and putting a bit of thought into what you are doing.

7

Look, I can see why someone would say that Sex Simulator is a very basic kind of sex simulator as that is what it is. For me, I was able to have some fun with this, but I felt like after about an hour (and that is me being generous) I had pretty much seen all that this game had to offer. If you are looking for some quick action that you can get right into, you can do a lot worse than this. Yet, I do have to say, you can also do a heck of a lot better as well.

Pros:

  • The character models look good
  • Dressing the girls up was kind of fun
  • I liked how they tried to add a little bit of strategy to things
  • It is a decent game to play if you want some quick sex action

Cons:

  • There are so many better sex simulators than this one
  • You can see all the game has to offer in no time at all

Snapshots and Media

PC Screenshots

See Also

Viewing games 1 to 8