Sloppy Fields

I love a lewd farming game and Sloppy Fields caught my attention right away with its quirky pixel art and charming style that it had going on. I knew going into this that it was made to be a more relaxing kind of game. I had even heard that some folks said that they felt this was kind of verging into clicker game territory with the way it actually played. Still, I had to check this out for myself, and I am glad that I did. I got a huge kick out of the quirky aspect of this game, and I found the gameplay loop to be way more addictive than I was initially expecting.

Brothers Till The End

Nope, we are not talking about the heartbreak that comes from the epic Gears of War 3! Sloppy Fields is a story about two brothers, Leo and Nico, whose father has left them his farm as an inheritance, and now it is down to these two brothers to keep the farm running. That, on its own, is an interesting premise for a story, but there is a fun twist to things here that I was not expecting, but forget that twist for a second, as the best thing that this game has going for it is the ladies who just so happen to live on this farm.

Farm Girls Or Monster Girls?

The cast of chicks in Sloppy Fields is awesome, and I am still kind of undecided if I want to refer to them as furry characters or monster girls, as honestly, I feel like they could go both ways. Anyway, the two brothers get this farm, and along with the farm comes a collection of crazy monster girls (I have decided that is what I am referring to them as from here on out) who live on the farm, and there is a bit of give and take with these chicks as they need you to help them, and they will also help you with the farm. The writing is pretty amusing in places, and you can clearly tell that the developer was having a lot of fun as they were putting the plot of this game together.

Give A Little Click

There is not a ton of gameplay here in Sloppy Fields, but that is by design; this is supposed to be a much more chill and relaxed kind of experience for the player, and I feel that they have achieved that. You need to do farm work with the different farm girls, be it pulling out the carrots, making sure the bunnies are fed, looking after the cats, and so on. There are a few different jobs, a different on for each monster girl. However, the gameplay is the same for them all, as you just click the button at the right time, and that is that. However, the loop of this is pretty fun, and I found it addictive. Yet, on the other hand, I can see why this type of thing would overstay its welcome for some people rather quickly, especially if it is someone who does not usually like the clicker style of games.

Pixel Pulling

If you enjoy lewd pixel art, you are going to have a lot of fun with the style that Sloppy Fields has going on. I thought that the visuals in this game were just an absolute ton of fun! The monster girls are these thick babes with huge boobs, and they have a kind of FNAF porn game look about them if that makes sense. The game has a very quirky look to it, and I thought that the fully animated sex scenes that you would get as you progress through the game were just so much fun. I am not sure I would go as far as to say that the characters are sexy, but I did have a ton of fun, and I found the allure of unlocking them to be quite addictive and kept me interested enough to keep clicking my way through.

Pros:

• I got a kick out of the quirky story
• There are some cool-looking monster girl designs
• This is a pretty chill experience
• The game has some really awesome pixel art

Cons:

• The gameplay is very basic and repetitive
• I can see why this would not click for some people

Sloppy Fields is a pixel art game for adults where players can combine business with pleasure. In the story, two brothers named Leo and Nico inherit a run-down farm after their father’s death. They decide to move to the countryside and turn the farm back into a profitable venture. There, they meet a female assistant named Charlie. But don’t get your hopes up for sex with her—she’ll only help you plant carrots. Animal husbandry, on the other hand, is a different story. Your farm has 5 biomes, each with pens for specific animals. There’s a pigsty, a wolf desert, a rabbit hutch, and a sheep pen (Daisy the lamb is my favorite). Each herd is looked after by a monster girl with big boobs. They hint that their father used to take care of them in “various” ways, and now it’s their turn to satisfy them to the fullest.

Game Features

• You’ll also be pestered by the annoying elf girl Talia; I hope the developers add the option to fuck her in one of the upcoming updates
• A new race is planned for release - forest foxes
• Essentially, this is yet another pixelated monster girl breeding simulator, where your goal is to impregnate them all so they can produce and raise as many offspring as possible, which you then sell to pay off the farm’s debts