Anomalous Coffee Machine

a game by HoruBrain Interactive
Platform: PC (2025)
Editor Rating: 8.8/10, based on 2 reviews
User Rating: 8.8/10 - 5 votes
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Anomalous Coffee Machine
Anomalous Coffee Machine
Anomalous Coffee Machine

Holy crap did Anomalous Coffee Machine feel like a lewd game that was made specifically for me! This is a lewd potion making style of game, but instead of magic potions, you are making coffee. It is also a bit of a lewd visual novel too. It is the kind of game that is just so freaking weird, honestly, words, images, and even videos do not do this game justice! You have to play this just to realize how awesome its kooky and unapologetically weirdness is.

You Want Me To What?

The idea of the story in Anomalous Coffee Machine is a lot of fun. We meet this girl and she has this very special coffee machine that can make these very interesting cups of java and she is demanding that we use her machine and all of the ingredients that she has to make coffee. The weirder the better and she is willing to try anything that we make! The twist here is that this is not your normal Starbucks kind of coffee here, the stuff we are making has transformation properties that will change her physical appearance!

Is There A Wordsmith On Hand?

The dialogue and the general tone of Anomalous Coffee Machine is something that I really like. It has this kooky, weird, and spooky vibe about everything and that is something I get a kick out of immensely. However, I will say that I did find that things started to repeat quite often, and while it was not a deal breaking for me or anything like that. I do wish that they put in more lines of dialogue so that the same ones did not repeat as often as they do. Even the funniest line or the wittiest remark can lose its appeal when you have heard it multiple times.

Beauty And The Barista

The gameplay of Anomalous Coffee Machine sees us having to use the vast amount of ingredients that we have to come up with all kinds of unique and weird flavors of coffee. We then give them to this weird chick, she drinks it and we see if there is some kind of transformation. It is trickier than you may think as sometimes you have to put the stuff in a specific order for the “blend” to take effect. The game is all played with the mouse so you will be clicking around the screen a great deal. Now, I heard people say that this was a chore, but I never found that to be the case at all. I will say that after a while, you are doing the same thing over and over again, but there was just something about the possibility of coming across a new blend that made me want to keep on playing.

A Sultry Monster

The art style of Anomalous Coffee Machine is awesome, it has a kind of purple hue to everything that I thought was really eye-catching and the chick is nice and easy on the eyes too. When you do give her a coffee that has some transformation properties, the real show begins. It kind of works in two ways, you have these blends that will cause a kind of body horror monster transformation. However, there are also more sexy and slutty transformations that she can take! There are numerous sex scenes and I found these to be a lot of fun and a nice reward for your barista work. I do think that the art style and color palette that they have gone for here are something of an acquired taste, but I personally loved it.

9.5

I had an absolute blast with Anomalous Coffee Machine and it was the kind of thing that I was pretty sure I was going to like, but I ended up getting really hooked on this game and I did put a lot of time into it. I get that the art style and the repetitive gameplay is not going to click with everyone, but even if it is just for an hour or so, I highly recommend that you give it a try. This is easily one of the most fun lewd games that I have played this year.

Pros:

  • I loved the art style they went for here
  • I found some of the writing to be very witty
  • Coming up with new drinks was fun
  • Some of the XXX content here is super freaking hot!

Cons:

  • Some of the dialogue does feel like it repeats a lot
  • That awesome art style may not click with everyone

Download Anomalous Coffee Machine

PC

System requirements:

  • PC compatible
  • Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP

Game Reviews

From the moment you step into the whimsical world of Anomalous Coffee Machine, you'll realize this is no ordinary coffee break. The game begins with a mysterious girl—equal parts alluring and cryptic—urging you to operate a vending machine capable of brewing anything your imagination conjures. Whether you're craving a simple latte or a cup of swirling galaxies, the sky (or the cosmos) is the limit.

This upcoming visual novel's vibrant, surreal setting looks playful and unsettling. One moment, you're laughing at the absurdity of pouring a 'cup of saliva,' and the next, you're pondering the terrifying implications of serving 'a cup of death.' The game exudes a quirky charm that merges the mundane act of ordering a drink with an otherworldly sense of experimentation.

Brewing an Enigma

At its core, Anomalous Coffee Machine is a visual novel interactive simulation. Players type in any liquid or concept they can think of—blood, universe, or cosmic goo—and watch events unfold. What sets this apart from standard text-based games is the immediate reaction from the mysterious girl, who not only drinks your concoctions but often reacts in surprising (and sometimes alarming) ways.

In true visual novel fashion, dialogue plays a central role. While the story is deliberately sparse, this ambiguity pulls you in deeper. Why is this girl fascinated by these outrageous drinks, and why does she react so strongly to specific keywords? The game hints at darker secrets hidden behind the girl's playful demeanor, creating tension amid the whimsy.

The gameplay seems surprisingly straightforward. There are no elaborate puzzles—just a keyboard and your creativity. Yet the simplicity is the game's greatest strength. Each typed-in word triggers distinct outcomes that encourage experimentation. Sometimes, you'll earn a smile and a strange anecdote; other times, things might turn more sinister.

Visually, the game maintains a minimalistic style, focusing on expressive character art and the unusual design of the coffee machine itself. With so much emphasis on experimentation, the uncluttered interface ensures you're free to let your imagination run wild rather than fussing over complicated menus. Even in this preview phase, Anomalous Coffee Machine oozes potential. There's a sense that each keystroke could reveal another layer of the game's secrets, prompting you to push boundaries and type words you might not dare utter anywhere else.

Sip, Savor, and Wonder

The anticipation surrounding this title calls to mind the quirky, open-ended style of games like Summer Clover, where seemingly simple interactions unravel into something far stranger. While Anomalous Coffee Machine leans more heavily into playful experimentation, both games share that unnerving ability to surprise you at every turn.

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Ultimately, you could enjoy bizarre storylines and a heavy dose of imagination. In that case, this is a game worth keeping on your radar. It's not about mastery or competition but curiosity, creativity, and occasionally venturing into the macabre. We look forward to the release of this title later in the year so that we can realize its full potential.

Round-Up - Pros & Cons

Pros:

  • Seemingly limitless experimentation with typed-in drinks
  • Mysterious atmosphere filled with surprising twists
  • Engaging character reactions that encourage replay

Cons:

  • Minimalistic gameplay may feel too simple for some
  • A sparse storyline leaves many questions unanswered
  • Potentially repetitive if you run out of new ideas

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