Protecc your Loli

That is no typo, Protecc your Loli is actually called that, I have no idea why it is not “protect” but at the end of the day, I did not make this game so who am I to judge what they have called it? This is not your typical lewd game, this is a lewd shooter and it is a pretty fun one too. I will say that the “loli” aspect of this is certainly going to be an acquired taste but to be fair, she does not look too young and I would easily believe that she is over 18. If you want a fun and arcade style shooter with some lewd stuff going on, check this game out.

While Gathering Supplies

The setting of Protecc your Loli is a zombie post-apocalyptic world where the undead have overrun things and now you just need to do what you can to survive. Think of something like The Walking Dead and you will have a basic idea of what to expect going on here. We play as a guy who does what it takes to survive and has to make typical Daryl Dixon style supply runs, but one day we are out on a supply run and instead of guns, ammo, and food, we come across a little girl who needs our help!

Do The Right Thing

The story is not exactly super deep, but I do think that they try to make you care for the girl. Protecc your Loli has her talk to you in a very strange way, it is like you are her master and while she asks you to protect her, you get the gist right away that by doing so, she is going to be willing to make sure that you are, well, let’s just say compensated if you catch my drift. The story is ok, I think that I personally found the girl a little bit more on the annoying side, but that could be just me. To be fair, I could see why some people would like her and get quite invested when it comes to protecting her and getting her to the safe zone.

Shoot Them All

The gameplay of Protecc your Loli has you moving around and killing anything that moves. Think of a top down shooter like Smash TV and what we have here is a similar kind of thing. Now, the twist to the gameplay is that we are not just mowing down the enemies and avoiding getting in their way! You see, our little female companion is also with us and she just wanders around so we need to protect her. This means that we sometimes have to put ourselves in danger to shoot the zombies that are closing in on her. It actually makes the gameplay way more exciting than if you were just trying to survive yourself. There is some progression stuff here as you earn new weapons as you progress and that did keep me hooked.

I Still Wanted To See Her ID!

I will admit that any time I see the term loli in a game, I am always apprehensive about what I am getting into. Protecc your Loli as I said, does have a young lady for us to look after, but they at least do not make her look too young. She is actually pretty cute and of course, you are rewarded with some lewd content (which is animated) for making sure she gets out of this situation alive! The actual game graphics are something I like and I do not. Everything is very dark and the character that we play as is a similar color to the zombies. However, the girl is nice and bright so you can always see where she is. I wish that they made our character a different color, but to be fair, this could be in the game and I am just a moron and did not realize!

Pros:

• I liked the tight controls
• I found the premise of the game to be good
• The game is fast, frantic, and very challenging
• Some may find the girl hot

Cons:

• I did find it very hard to progress as I got further into the game
• Some may find the girl too young looking

Protecc your Loli - erotic action shooter, telling about the apocalypse and fateful meeting with a cute girl in the most inappropriate place. While defending yourself from the attacks of the mindless dead you stumbled upon a loli. She sincerely asked you to protect her and you couldn't refuse. Protect your loli at all costs, buying more and more ammunition and unlocking new abilities. Of course, the loli will never mind to thank you for protecting her savior. Communicate with the girl and give her attention and protection.

Pros of the game:

• Improve your abilities with the help of ero scenes
• Dress up your loli in the best outfits