3YoV

If the title 3YoV seems a bit weird, this game is also known as its full title which is, 30 Year Old Virgin. This is a lewd point-and-click adventure style of game and the developer is still working on it as I write this, but there is a lot of fun to be had here. From what I understand, they are tightening things up and making some changes based on player feedback so that is something I think is very cool. This is a lighthearted kind of story and one that is pretty damn fun and entertaining.

Your Reward For Not Getting Laid!

In the world that 3YoV is set in, being a 30 Year Old Virgin is not a terrible thing. Sure, not getting laid for the last couple of decades is a drag, but as you have managed to stay pure, you are going to get a reward. You see, every person who is a virgin on their 30th birthday will get a familiar who will give them wizard like powers and these powers can be used to get you laid as much as you want, but you also have another calling!

Joining The League

You see, there is a team called the Virgin League Defense Force in 3YoV which is made up of people who are or were a 30 Year Old Virgin and tasked with protecting the world from all kinds of threats. We are not just talking about threats from this world, but threats from other worlds and dimensions too! As you have probably figured out, this is a story that is not meant to be taken seriously and I did find it pretty amusing. The writing can be quite witty, I just feel the developer needs to edit some parts as there are some sections that overexplain things a bit too much.

Make Sure You Bring A Map

I will say that 3YoV is a bit of a slow burn! As you are playing as a 30 Year Old Virgin, you would have thought that this guy would have some decent tech skills! The point and click adventure gameplay here is a bit of a slog as the menus are pretty convoluted and it can take multiple clicks to get to places. It does take a little while to figure out where everything is, but once you do, you will be ok. There are also some stats that you can work on too, meaning that the game does have some RPG elements sprinkled in as well. For those who do not mind a game that is a bit more of a slow burn, there is a solid amount of fun to be had here.

Who Let The Dogs Out

With 3YoV being a game about a 30 Year Old Virgin who is part of a defense league, there are some very cool female characters in this game. Vampire chicks, alien chicks, big tough chicks, and more! The quality of the characters and the lewd content is awesome, but why is there a dog that can have sex with the chicks and why do we need an internal camera showing his dog sperm? This was a major turn-off for me, so much so that I nearly shut down the whole game! It is a real shame too as I loved most of the other character designs especially that babe with her pointy vampire teeth.

Pros:

• The premise of the story is funny
• There are some fun and hot characters in the game
• There are some RPG elements to the gameplay
• The developer is willing to listen to fan feedback and that is cool

Cons:

• Ugh, that dog! Why is this in the game, who finds this hot?
• The UI and gameplay is a bit on the clunky side