Such a Sharp Pain

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Download Such a Sharp Pain if you enjoy your lewd games to have an incest theme. Play as the worst husbanddad of all time as you do not care about anything apart from getting laid as much as possible!

a game by	KETZAL
Platform:	PC (2023)
Editor Rating:	7.7/10, based on 3 reviews, 2 reviews are shown
User Rating:	9.6/10 - 9 votes
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Yikes, Such a Sharp Pain is a game that first of all has a very weird title for a video game. This is a game that is actually pretty hard to track down online with a few sites getting rid of it. I was intrigued by this and wanted to try this out as I love lewd video games, especially lewd visual novels and the title intrigued me so much as I had no idea what it could mean, well turns out it was not something that I was expecting. I need to tell you right off the bat that this game features characters that look way, way too young and that is what turned me off.

The Worst Of The Worst

I have played a ton of lewd visual novel games where you are a scumbag husband or father and Such a Sharp Pain features the worst dad/husband I think I have ever had the displeasure to play as in a game. His wife kicks him out of the house because she finds him in bed with their daughter. Incest is not something that gets me going at the best of times, but this is way too much for me.

It Is All About Family

My god do I wish that this was going to turn into some Fast and Furious type thing! However, Such a Sharp Pain moves along the incest train by having our main character move in with his sister and his niece. Look, you know where this is going a mile away. They try to have some kind of mystery plot about why he has been out of his sister's and niece's life for so long, but I had way too hard a time getting into this story and that is something I think will be the case for a lot of people.

Take A Seat Over There

In what universe does someone who makes a lewd visual novel think having characters that look as young as this is a good idea? A couple of the characters in Such a Sharp Pain look more like they are 14 and it is just creepy as hell and made me not want to play the game! There is no way in hell that anyone actually thinks these chicks look like they are 18! For me, this is the ultimate turn off and I decided that I wanted no part of what this was offering.

There Is Only One Right Choice!

As is the case with other lewd visual novel games, Such a Sharp Pain has you mostly just reading the story and then picking an option. It is a typical lewd visual novel game, but the problem I had was that the chicks looked so young, I just did not care or have any desire to get any further into this as I know this sounds crazy, it just kind of made me feel sick that I played the game for as long as I did. The best choice I made while playing this was shutting it down as soon as I did!

Look, Such a Sharp Pain is a lewd visual novel game that just takes it too far. There is having a thing for an 18 to 21 year old and that can be a fantasy and I get that and there is nothing wrong with that, it is all legal. However, when characters look this young, it just feels wrong and gross and as a result, I do not feel comfortable giving this game a score as there is no way that I can recommend it to you.

Pros:

I am sure some people will like the story
It does try and have a bit of mystery

Cons:

This game has female characters that look way too young
As a result of that, the game just has a horribly creepy vibe that I want nothing to do with

Overall rating: 8

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System requirements:

PC compatible
Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP

Game Reviews

Let me start this by saying that if they just made the characters in Such a Sharp Pain look older, this could actually be a pretty interesting lewd visual novel. Instead, we have a game that is infamous for having some very creepy character renders, so creepy that there have been some sites that have deemed this game ban worthy. At the end of the day, it is a video game and not real life, but I will admit, I felt something off as I was playing this and I kept playing to see if there was some kind of payoff.

He's A Scumbag Don’t You Know?

Little reference to UK rockers, The Artic Monkeys there to get this Such a Sharp Pain started off on a more positive note. Anyway, Such a Sharp Pain has us playing as a pretty horrendous dude. Hey, I get a kick out of playing as a bad guy every now and again, but this game perhaps takes things a tad too far. We play as a husband and a father who ends up kicked out of his house for being caught in bed with his daughter! He decides to go to his sister's house and he ends up in an incestuous relationship with his niece now!

He's Got A Secret

One thing that I give the game credit for is that they try to add this mysterious aspect to the story in regards to why this man and his sister have not been in contact. Such a Sharp Pain, to be fair, I think could have had something here, but the writing feels like it is done more to try and shock the player and I just found myself not clicking with the story a great deal. This is one of those games where I feel a bit of restraint would have gone a very long way to making the story a lot better. It is certainly not bad and I can see something here, but the fact the characters are so young makes it so you do not want to think about things too much at all.

Are Any Of The Choices Right?

As I said in the intro, Such a Sharp Pain is a lewd visual novel and it is a very typical lewd visual novel in regards to the style of gameplay that it has. You read the story and then you will get to make various choices along the way. To be honest, I am not sure how much of a bearing on the story my choices have and the only real way for me to know for sure would be for me to play it again, but I am not sure I want to do that. As far as lewd visual novels go, this is more than competent from a gameplay point of view, but the story and the character designs make it very hard to get fully invested.

Nope, Nope, Nope!

We need to address the elephant in the room and he is currently sitting with Chris Hansen in the corner. The characters in Such a Sharp Pain look far, far too young. There are some lewd games that have young characters, but you always believe that they are at the very least 18. That is not the case here at all, the niece especially looks way too young, I am talking like 13 or 14 tops. It is kind of gross and it makes you uncomfortable to play the game. I just cannot praise the visuals in this game at all as the developer had to know these characters looked far too young to be put into the situations that they are in.

What sucks about this is that if they just made the characters look older, I could find myself being interested in this story, especially the family drama aspect of it and that is coming from someone who finds incest a turn off. Such a Sharp Pain does some things right, but the fact of the matter is those characters look too young. Have a look at the screenshots and if you think they look too young, chances are this is not for you. If they changed this game or just changed those character models, I would 100 percent give this another chance.

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