Cowtastic Cafe

I am pretty sure I had a goofy smile on my face the whole time that I was playing Cowtastic Café. This is a game that just clicked with me right from the start. This is a fun lewd arcade style game with a huge boobed cowgirl that is just so adorable. I was so hooked on this game for a while, and it is the kind of game that I can easily see myself coming back to time and time again as it is so much fun. I pretty much did everything that there was to do, and I wanted to let you guys know why you need to check this game out.

The Biggest Cowgirl Around

The premise of Cowtastic Café is a lot of fun. The game takes place in a world where people love their milk and they love their coffee. However, there are also big tiddy cowgirls in this land, and they love to use their milk to make people happy. We run a coffee shop, and we have just hired a super adorable cowgirl to work with us. She has a really charming personality, and she has dreams of becoming the biggest cowgirl around and we are more than happy to help her reach those dreams.

How Do You Like Your Coffee?

The core gameplay of Cowtastic Café is a lot of fun. We basically take the orders from the customers and then make them their drinks. On the easy difficulty, it is pretty much just offering milk and coffee. Someone places their order, you get it for them, they pay, and then you move on to the next one. If you mess up, your cowgirl gets sad, and your customer is made! As the game moves on, more complicated drinks will be requested, and this is where the challenge lies, as you have a time limit on how long it takes to make a drink. It has a very arcade kind of feel to it, and it is something that I found very addictive.

Taking Care Of Those Udders

Ok, so the real charm of Cowtastic Café comes in helping our barista cowgirl! Her boobs will just grow and grow and she will need to be milked to help her out. The twist here is that her milk can go in the customer's drinks, getting you a bonus, but there are some customers who will directly want her milk if you get what I am saying. You need to massage/milk her boobs when they get too big. Another twist to the gameplay is that you can get upgrades, new clothes, and new ingredients to make more complicated drinks. While the core gameplay stays the same throughout the game, you always feel like you are working towards a new difficulty or a new ingredient to use.

Cute With A Sprinkle Of Lewd

Cowtastic Café is such a lovely looking game with an absolute ton of personality. How can you not love the design of this adorable cowgirl? The actual coffee shop has a lot of charm to it, too. While I would certainly call this an adult or a lewd game, there is no actual sex in the game. The lewd content comes from her getting her giant cow boobs out and from us fondling them. I will admit, I did think that there were going to be some unlockable sex scenes, but to be honest, I was not that sad about it when I found out there were no sex scenes. Plus, it gives this very talented developer an excuse to make a sequel or an enhanced version of this game, which I would be up for!

Pros:

• Our star cowgirl is awesome
• This game just oozes personality
• Making the drinks is fun and challenging
• The game has a very wholesome big tiddy vibe about it

Cons:

• Some may not like the fact that there is no sex in the game
• Once you have done all there is to offer, you may not want to come back