My Forest Home

My Forest Home is a short and sweet lewd game that is probably best described as a basic Metroidvania style of game. The idea of this game is pretty fun and at the end of the day any time I get the chance to play a lewd game that is not a visual novel, my interest is always raised as you never know what the heck you are going to be getting into. So grab your ax, put on your flannel shirt and let's get ready to build a house!

My House Is Destroyed

The plot of the game is something that I did have a lot of fun with. My Forest Home has us playing as a feisty lumberjack, actually if it is a woman aren’t they called a lumberjill, or is that something I have just made up? Anyway, back on topic, she lives in the woods and her house has been destroyed.

Our heroine needs to head out into the woods to find resources so that she can build her house and she needs to do it quick! These are no ordinary woods; these woods are full of horny creatures that want to bang her in pretty much every way that you could possibly imagine!

Deep, Deep In The Forest

If you get my very obscure Paw Paw Bears reference there you are awesome and we can be friends. However, there are not cutesy critters here or any critters that want to help our large breasted lumberjack out. Nope, these creatures if she does not slay them with her ax will have sex with her… yes that is right! All you want to do is build your house, but every two feet some horny little woodland creature wants your giant rack for their own pleasure.

Pixels Can Be Horny Too

I love the way that My Forest Home looks. This has some fantastic pixel art and I think it is the pixel art that gives the game its charm. Had this been a more anime style of game, I am not sure I would have found our heroine getting nailed by goblins and wolves as amusing as I did. While the graphics of the game may not get you off, this does also have some fantastic CGs that you can check out as you progress through the game which is cool.

The Basics Of Living In The Wood

As far as the gameplay of My Forest Home, it is pretty simple. I know I said “Metroidvania” before and I do kind of mean that, but in the simplest way, you could imagine. You see, you need to go from area to area, gathering resources. You can then use these resources to rebuild your home or you can sell them for new items that will help you get further in the game. There are plenty of enemies to fight and you even have some basic platforming to do as well.

Pros:

• I thought the premise of the game was funny
• Hitting things with an ax is always a good time
• The lumberjack has massive boobs!
• Some of the CGs in the game are very well done

Cons:

• The game is short and quite easy
• Not sure it is the kind of thing you would want to play more than once