Queen Trainer

Queen Trainer is a lewd… well trainer game that is perfect if you are looking for a game to take you to a whole new world. Perhaps you are looking for a game that will be like a friend you never had before or perhaps you are looking for a game that will remind you of those hot and sexy nights in the sand. Ok, so that was a bit on the nose, but if you are in the mood for a fun and hot trainer style of game, this is the game for you. I had a blast with this one, so much so that I jumped straight back in and played through it again!

The Disney GOAT!

As you probably figured out by my not so subtle hints during the intro, Queen Trainer is based on Disney’s Aladdin. Aladdin actually has a fantastic history when it comes to video games. The Sega Mega Drive Aladdin is fantastic as is Capcom and their take on Aladdin for Super Nintendo. However, Disney's Aladdin in Nasira's Revenge on PlayStation 1 is a bit of a hidden gem and Aladdin was one of the main worlds in the original Kingdom Hearts game. Well, we can add this game to the list of Aladdin video games that I have immensely enjoyed!

Make Way For Prince Ali!

The story of Queen Trainer is something I got a real kick out of. The developer of this game has a great sense of humor, it is a kind of dry sense of humor and it really shines through here. The basics of the story are that we are hired by the sultan to help the super hot Princess Jasmine find a husband with whom she can rule Agrabah with. Of course, this is easier said than done and we certainly have our work cut out for us as Jasmine has some interesting ideas of her own. As well as the stuff with Jasmine, there are other interesting characters that we get the chance to interact with as well. I really enjoyed the story here and found the writing to be very witty.

I Want A Friend Like You

I came into Queen Trainer expecting a kind of lewd visual novel style experience and there are certainly elements of that here. However, the gameplay has a lot more depth than you may expect. This is not just a case of grinding up all your stats, granted you have to do that, but you do not just need to do the same thing over and over again. There is a bit of thought required here so that you can get the maximum amount of what you need during a certain part of the day. It does have a bit of a learning curve, but I found it made this feel more like a “game”. There is also a mini-game you will need to play and you even have different routes. You have other characters to chat with, but you also can decide if you want to actually help Jasmine find a husband or if you want her to fall in love with you and make her your wife.

Is There A Princess Hotter Than Jasmine?

Ok, so I may have a tiny bit…. Who I am kidding, I have a massive crush on Jasmine and she is very, very well-represented here. Even when fully clothed, she has a smoking hot body and a really seductive look on her face. The game has some awesome chibi artwork too which is a nice contrast to the more hardcore stuff that you will see as you progress through the game. I love the whole style and vibe of the game and they have certainly captured the XXX Aladdin look that they were going for. Although, I will say that the “good” route where you fall in love with Jasmine had far fewer scenes than the other one so I would recommend just sending her out to get banged as much as possible during your first play through.

Pros:

• I freaking love this Princess Jasmine design!
• There are other interesting characters in the game too
• The gameplay has way more going on than you may expect
• This game looks fantastic…. Especially Jasmine!

Cons:

• It does have a bit of a learning curve and a slow start
• The “wife” route only had one XXX scene with Jasmine