Orange Trainer

As a massive Star Wars fan, Orange Trainer is a lewd game that I knew I was going to end up playing sooner than later. This is a XXX visual novel set in the Star Wars universe (around the Clone Wars) and if you are a fan of the series you are sure to get a kick out of what this game is offering.

How Did We Get Here?

The story of the game is set during the days of The Clone Wars. You are a smuggler who awakens on a ship that is full of droids. The name, Orange Trainer comes from the other alive person on this ship and that is Ahsoka Tano. The droids give you the full run of the ship and you decide that it is going to be a paradise for outlaws.

Oh, and you are also going to try and turn Ahsoka into the greatest lay the galaxy has ever seen which will make you a few bucks along the way. It is worth noting that the story is pretty minimalistic, but what is here is pretty fun.

Making Money And Getting Force Laid!

The game has two goals. One is to make a ton of money so that you can upgrade your ship. You do this by taking on various jobs as a smuggler or fighting enemy ships in outer space. Orange Trainer also has you needing to train up Ahsoka and make her happy so that she is willing to do it with you whenever you like. The game has visual novel aspects that see you reading the story and then acting accordingly. This part of the game I do like, but the money-making aspect can be rather frustrating. Most of the time no matter what I did, it seemed like I would lose a ship or that an upgrade I spent vital resources on never really amounted to anything.

The Hottest Jedi In The Galaxy

Look, Star Wars fans know that Ahsoka is one of the hottest characters in the franchise. This is especially true after her portrayal by Rosario Dawson in The Mandalorian. Well, you will not be disappointed with the way she looks in this game. The animated style that they have gone for works really well here and while there is no animation, the artwork is good enough that it will certainly get your motor running.

There are a few parts where the game is just text-based and there are no images, but the sound and the descriptions do actually a great job of getting your imagination working which I thought was quite clever.

Pros:

• It features Ahsoka Tano
• It is a porn game that is set in the Star Wars universe
• The comedy in the story is pretty great
• I liked the way the game looked
• It is kind of cool how they tried to make it more than just a visual novel

Cons:

• The way you make money in the game can be frustrating
• You have to love Ahsoka to get the best out of this game

When it comes to lewd parody games, I would say that Orange Trainer is up there as one of the most famous and iconic. This is a lewd “trainer” style of game where you are trying to corrupt one of the most badass, cool, and sexy babes in the galaxy. I recently played through this again for the first time in a few years and I was very impressed by how well it held up and by how good it was in general. One thing that is really cool is that it was way more story driven than I remember it being the first time I played through it.

Smuggling During The Clone Wars!

There are so many great Star Wars games, I am partial to a bit of Lego Star Wars or Star Wars Battlefront II myself, but Orange Trainer is offering something different. This is a lewd parody that is set in a galaxy that is far, far away. We play the role of a smuggler and no it is not Han Solo before you ask, this game actually takes place during the Clone Wars saga. We are on a ship that is full of droids and our goal is to make this ship the best in the galaxy when it comes to smuggling stuff. Oh, turns out that there is someone else on this ship, a Jedi by the name of Ahsoka Tano!

Hey There Snips

Being the best smuggler in the galaxy is not the only thing that Orange Trainer has going on. You see, we take an immediate liking to Ahsoka (who wouldn’t to be honest!) and we decide that we are going to train her in the XXX arts. This is the best stuff in the story as you get to know, train, and even corrupt Ahsoka so that she will be willing to do whatever you want. Honestly, the story here is very well done, although there are some people who do have a problem with the ending, but I think it kind of makes sense that she would go and do what she ends up doing so I did not have a problem with it. However, I would not be against an extra chapter explaining what the characters did next.

Becoming One With The Force

There are a few Star Wars porn games out there and I think that Orange Trainer does a good job of making you kind of feel like you are in the Star Wars universe. The aspect of the gameplay that I liked the best was the lewd visual novel style gameplay where you would chat with Ahsoka and try to get her on your side. The writing here was good and you do feel like you are building up a connection with the legendary Jedi. Also, you have to make money and you do this by working as a smuggler, there is also some basic combat with ships too. You can get upgrades for your ship, but it always feels like you are just one decision away from disaster so the game can be quite challenging and there are a few places where I feel it could have perhaps given you a little bit of Obi-Wan Kenobi style guidance in regards to what you need to do to progress.

Orange By Name Orange By Nature

I think that they captured the Star Wars universe really well with the art style they went for in Orange Trainer. Ahsoka is gorgeous and it is so awesome to see her in lewd situations. The game is not packed to the brim with lewd scenes, but what is here is good stuff and I found it to be very entertaining in a XXX way, I just wish that they had actual animated sex scenes as that would have been awesome! The cartoon style visuals fit really well and as I said, Star Wars The Clone Wars was the inspiration for this game and I would say that a bit more of an adult Clone Wars style is the best way to describe the visuals.

Pros:

• I love how hot Ahsoka is in this game
• The story is very interesting, it has some legit funny and exciting moments
• The Clone Wars style visuals are really cool
• There is a solid amount of depth to the gameplay

Cons:

• This can be challenging, almost a tad frustrating in some places
• You do have to be a Star Wars and Ahsoka fan to appreciate this