Big Dick at the Beach

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a game by Miel
Platform: PC
Editor Rating: 7.5/10, based on 1 review
User Rating: 9.0/10 - 2 votes
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See also: Eroge Download, Anime Games, Visual Novel
Big Dick at the Beach
Big Dick at the Beach
Big Dick at the Beach
Big Dick at the Beach

I have to start by saying that Big Dick at the Beach has the most hilarious description for a game I have ever read on Steam. Whoever wrote that is awesome and we can 100 percent be friends! This is a game that pretty much lets you know what you are getting into from the title alone! This is a kinetic visual novel game and it is actually a sequel to another game, a game that I have never played, but I never actually found this out until after I had played all the way through this!

Swinging It Around The Beach

The story that Big Dick at the Beach is telling is hilarious and even days after I have played through the game, I am still not sure if that is intentional. The idea of the game is that there is this dude hanging out at the beach who just so happens to have a massive penis and he wants as many girls to get it on with as possible.

There are seven very different ladies on this beach and each one of them is going to get the pleasure of handling his monstrous member if they are lucky. Now, remember I said this was a sequel to another game? Well, five of the girls in the game have zero introduction and the game assumes you know who they are. Three of the girls are much better developed and as a result, I found them way more interesting.

Get That Pixilation Out Of The Way

After the name, the next thing that grabs your attention about Big Dick at the Beach is the art style. These are some very attractive looking animated ladies and they have nice curves and giant boobs! They also have done a great job in giving each girl her own style which is something that I always like to see. Now as great as the art in the game is, this is censored so the genitalia and all the good stuff is pixilated. This is a real bummer and I wish for the Western release they got rid of this.

Also, as great looking as the girls are there are no animated sex scenes. This is a real letdown as the art is so good that it would have been pretty damn awesome to see these ladies do their thing with that giant hog in full motion!

Going For A Big Ride

As Big Dick at the Beach is a kinetic visual novel the whole experience here is pretty passive. You fire up the game and then you get to go along for the ride. It is a fun ride while it lasts and the story is a lot of fun, but at the end of the day, the lack of interactivity means that this is more than likely going to be a one and done kind of game for most people out there.

7.5

There are a lot of things to like about Big Dick at the Beach. It has some fantastic art and the whole premise and the way it is written made me smile and giggle a great deal. It is a kinetic visual novel so those looking for some actual gameplay or even the odd choice to make will not be digging what this is offering. Had the pixilation not been here I would have scored the game a whole point higher and had the sex scenes been animated it probably would have earned it another half point.

Pros:

  • The plot of the game is pretty fun
  • All of the girls are nice to look at
  • I liked how each girl felt unique
  • The description for this game on Steam is hilarious

Cons:

  • There is no gameplay here at all
  • The pixilation and lack of animation are a real bummer

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System requirements:

  • PC compatible
  • Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP

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