HAREM! RANCH LIFE

HAREM! RANCH LIFE is one of the most adorable lewd games I have ever had the pleasure to play! This is a lewd farming/life sim and I had a smile on my face the whole time I was playing the game. No matter if it was farming, tending to my livestock, or trying to add another wife to my harem! While there is plenty of XXX content in this game, it is the good vibes and chill times that made me want to keep on seeing all that this awesome game had to offer.

Getting Away From The City

One of the most interesting things about HAREM! RANCH LIFE is that this game does not have you working towards a particular goal or an ending. We want to live a quiet and simple life so we move to a farm and plan to get the farm all fixed up and make a real go of it. The twist is that the little town we have moved to has no other dudes living here and the ladies of the town need some of that sweet man juice to make sure the town keeps growing. It is basically just a “story” about you getting to know the ladies and making them your wives.

How Many Wives For You?

You can try and play this a bit more romantic and just focus on one girl if you want, but HAREM! RANCH LIFE has a great selection of ladies that you will get to know as you go about your simple life. I really like the variety of the ladies here. For example, Yui is the daughter of the mayor and she is all about getting pregnant to help the town grow. We have Lulu and Ruri who are the Lumberjack sisters and while they are sisters, they have very different personalities. Cucule seemed a bit stuck up at first, but it turned out she was a real firecracker if you know what I mean. Hazuki is the kind of girl who just wants to make everyone happy, she has a good heart and she is the daughter of the local livestock farmer. Chocolate is sort of like the ultimate conquest as she does not want to have a husband and does not even want to have sex!

Living Life To The Max

Think of a game like Stardew Valley, but with way more sex and you will have a good idea of what HAREM! RANCH LIFE is all about! The game has you growing your produce and also tending to your livestock so that you can make a living. You can upgrade the old homestead and there are plenty of things for you to find, make use of, and so on. It is the kind of game that is just a lot of fun to fire up and potter around with for a little while. A huge part of the gameplay is the social/dating sim elements where you get to know each of the girls and try to do the right things to move the relationship in the direction you want. Some girls are easier to hook up with than others, but it is ultimately up to you how you want to play the game and what kind of virtual life you want to live.

So Close To That Perfect 10

You could take all the XXX content out of HAREM! RANCH LIFE and I would still want to play the game. To be honest with you, I love the pixel art, the game has such a wholesome look to it when you are in the game and I love how cute the different pixel ladies are. This is the kind of game that just has an absolute ton of charm and it shines through right from the start. Now, the game does have these portraits that show the girls in a more realistic way and this is how the lewd content is presented to you and a few of the girls look far too young. It is a real shame too, I do not think that this was done to be creepy or anything like that, I think the developer was going for that classic anime look, but for me, a few do look a bit much on the young side.

Pros:

• This is one of the most adorable and charming lewd games
• I liked all of the attainable ladies
• There is always something to do on your little farm
• This is a game that has major chill vibes and that is awesome

Cons:

• Some of the ladies look too young for me
• With no end game, you will eventually hit a wall and have your fill

HAREM! RANCH LIFE is an erotic farm simulator where you can find not only the purpose of your life, but also possibly love. Create the landscape of your farmland by yourself, making beds and growing fruits and vegetables. Have animals and make a cozy place for them. In the neighboring town, residents are also interested in the success of your farm. That is why concerned citizens often visit and help you on your farm. Perhaps some of them in this way want to achieve your special position.

Pros of the game:

• Take care of both your farm and relationships
• Shape the appearance of your farm