Lewd City Girls
Oh, my goodness did I have a riot of a time playing through Lewd City Girls. Clearly, this is a XXX parody on the awesome River City Girls that was released recently (well recently as I write this). I have to state this is a game for adults only and you certainly do not want to be caught playing this at work.
Do You Wanna Be My Boyfriend?
The premise and story of Lewd City Girls are rather basic. You play the role of Kyoko and she is super looking forward to going to see her boyfriend. Unfortunately, all these other dumb boys keep getting in her way and she needs to beat them up and then beat them off…. I am dead serious with that by the way. They have gone for a retro; I would say 16-bit kind of art style and it looks great. It is not just the graphics, but the animation as well that pop. Even the soundtrack has an old school charm to it.
Streets Of Lewd
A huge part of what has drawn me to this game is the gameplay. I grew up I the 80s and 90s so I have a real love for the scrolling beat 'em up games such as Final Fight, Ninja Turtles and Streets of Rage. What we have with this game is something that plays like a simplified version of one of those games. You move around the screen, putting a beating on the guys. The gameplay is very simplified and you only have one basic three-hit combo that you can do, but as you are doing it, you are filling up your SP bar. Once this is filled, you can finish an opponent off with one of three sex moves!
Funny Over Sexy
It is worth noting that Lewd City Girls is trying to be funnier and humorous than sexy. I think it does succeed in this regard. When you defeat an enemy, for example, they drop condoms which is hilarious. You can then use these to buy new sexy outfits for Kyoko. Not that she keeps her clothes on as the better you do the less clothing she will wear.
The game is short, like really short! You pretty much just have the one section you can play over and over again. In all fairness, the gameplay on offer here is quite shallow so I think any more and it would probably not be as fun.
If you like classic beat em ups like Streets of Rage, River City Girls and so on then you are in for a good time with this. Lewd City Girls is a great example of how to do a parody right! The game has lots of sexy moments, but it is the way it is funny that really made me take notice and have a great time. Yes, it is short, but it is great for a quick and fun gameplay session.
Final Score: 8.5/10
- I love the retro style
- The gameplay while shallow is still fun
- It is very easy to get into
- The hardcore sex finishing moves are funny
- You can unlock different outfits
- The game is very short
- It can be a grind to get some of the outfits
Download Lewd City Girls
- PC compatible
- Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP