Perfect Cells Project

Perfect Cells Project was a game that I knew I was going to play as soon as I discovered you literally play as a sentient penis! This is a fun lewd platformer that may be a tad on the short side, but it is a lot of fun while it lasts. This is a game that does ramp up the difficulty towards the end so be prepared for that, but if you do not mind a challenge, there is some real XXX platforming fun to be had here with this game.

The True Ultimate Lifeform!

Sorry, Shadow the Hedgehog, but we think our boy (I think it is a male) PCP-Singularity may be the ultimate lifeform now so hop on your bike and ride away. The premise of the story in Perfect Cells Project is that we play as this lifeform that was created in a creepy lab, thing is, this lifeform is actually self-aware and was fully aware of the torturous experiments the scientists were doing on it! Now, it has escaped and it is looking to get out of the lab, all the while getting revenge on those who tormented him/it. There is also something here about it wanting to reproduce so you know what that means!

Grabbed By The Balls

Perfect Cells Project is a side scrolling platformer and you control this penis looking entity as you walk, jump, and air dash your way through each stage. The controls do take a little bit of getting used to, there is something very “Amiga” about the platforming controls in this game as they have a bit of stiffness to them, no that was not some kind of clever pun due to playing as a penis! Once you do get to grips with the controls, you will notice that it does become more fun and you are not given the shaft… ok, that one I did on purpose. As you progress through the game, you get upgrades in the form of a very overpowered air dash and a double jump. You can also “shoot” which I am sure you do not need me to explain to you how this penis does that!

Getting Real Hard!

Ok, I promise that is the last penis pun/reference! However, Perfect Cells Project does have a somewhat uneven difficulty as you progress through the game. The air dash for example gives you some very overpowered invincibility frames that can be exploited once you master the air dash. However, on the flip side of this, there is a water level that is super hard due to the pinpoint accurate platforming you are required to do. Also, that crab looking boss dude, he can go straight to hell. This is the kind of game where you will fail a great deal so you will have to be willing to put in some work. It is strange as some parts are an absolute cakewalk and others will have you yelling at the screen.

Walking The Walk

I legit cracked up the first time I saw this penis character walking on their balls! Perfect Cells Project is a great looking game, it has a nice and clean look to it and while playing as a sentient penis is freaking hilarious, the animation on this guy is fantastic. The whole game looks great and there are some very high quality hentai XXX scenes that are animated. These are what you are working towards unlocking as you progress through the game and some of them can be very tricky! These do lean towards the tentacle porn thing which is not usually for me. However, I can appreciate the quality of the art here and I give the game a high five, although, high fiving this character would mean you are high fiving his balls.

Pros:

• Your play as a sentient penis!
• He walks on his balls and that is hilarious
• This is one very challenging lewd 2D platformer
• The game looks great!

Cons:

• The difficulty spikes can be frustrating
• That water level can go straight to hell!