Voyeur 2

How It Starts:

You're in a creaky cabin with a telescopic zoom lens watching a bunch of talentless actors bickering over the reading of a will. We're talking proper The Bold And The Beautiful faints, swoons, glowers and vacant drug-addled drifty eyes. Then they all bugger off, and you randomly click on other windows in the building to attempt to follow the plot and/or work out which rooms the nudity happens in.

How It Works:

Essentially someone is going to get killed, and it's up to you to watch the right conversations. Easy enough you might think, but the game also does ridiculous stuff like turn your camera off halfway through because you didn't wander round your hut at the start turning the lights off to conserve enough power to last the entire game. Now that's a gaming contrivance guaranteed to annoy to the limit.

Rude-O-Meter:

Tliis totally isn't half as rude as I thought it would be back when I was a mere teenager. I count one bare male arse, a lady being slightly spanked, a woman getting into a hot-tub and a lesbian liplocking session about as convincing as two shop dummies lying against each other in a storage cupboard. Hardly the hotbed of naughtiness suggested.

Actorshave Also Appeared In:

Red Shoe Diaries 3: Another Woman's Lipstick, Stripped To Kill II: Live Girls, Fall Exposure: The Sex Tapes Scandal and Captain Planet And The Planeteers lie among the bristling resumes of the Voyeur 2 posse. I'm hitting Amazon right now.