Damsels and Dungeons

I love it when a lewd game has a parody of something I like and clearly Damsels and Dungeons is trying to be a play on words of a certain dice game that I am very fond of, or perhaps even the awesome 80s animated show based on the same thing? The idea of the game is that it is a kind of lewd dungeon crawler RPG where you have to find sexy girls, fight off beasts and work on your stats. It has some great ideas and it does come very close to pulling it all off.

Just Like Bosley

I know that is a rather obscure reference, but for those of you that get it, I am sure it will bring a smile to your face. The basics of the story of Damsels and Dungeons are that you are the main man in charge of a group of female adventurers. At the start, you only have four daring warriors, but eventually, you get more to add to your ranks. Each girl gets her own quest and some quest stories are better than others.

I Like My Ladies Strong

By a mile, the best thing that Damsels and Dungeons has going for it is the amazing female visuals. This game boasts some very impressive and sexy looking female character models and there are plenty of sex scenes. Granted the sex scenes repeat for each lady, but what I thought was neat was that sometimes there is a certain sex scene that will play out. However, other times it will be slightly different depending on what you have done in terms of the quest and the relationship you have built with the girl so that is pretty cool.

A Hollywood Penis

You know sometimes in a mainline movie when there is full male frontal nudity and clearly, the actor did not want to do (I do not blame them one bit) so they have some kind of prosthetic? I am sure Game of Thrones did it all the time! Anyway, you can always tell when it is not real and that is the case here too, the whole game looks great, but what the main male character is packing between his legs looks like a prosthetic that was made in a cheap Hollywood special effects studio.

I Wish I Had A Log!

The gameplay is decent enough, you will be exploring the dungeons and fighting off monsters, adding more girls to your ranks, and so on, finding various items to help you along your way.

I think that there is a bit of trial and error here, but the way I got through it was that whenever I would fail, I would just go and try and grin a bit to get a bit stronger and that would usually do the trick. I just wish that the game had some kind of quest log as keeping track of what you are supposed to be doing can be rather hard.

Pros:

• This game has some great female characters
• I like the whole dungeon crawling aspect of the game
• The sex scenes can change depending on what you have done
• There is plenty to do

Cons:

• The penis looks so fake!
• I wish it was easier to keep track of what you have to do