GORDON

What drew me towards GORDON is probably the same thing that pulled you in! I am talking about giant milf booties! This is a pretty fun lewd sandbox game that is far from perfect, but the completely over the top and exaggerated character renders hooked me right from the start and made me want to keep on playing. Yes, there are certainly better lewd games than this one, but off the top of my head, I cannot think of many others that have booties as large as this! I just wish they gave the game a more eye-catching name than they did, although I did go to high school with a dude called Gordon and he was pretty awesome!

What Is A Boy To Do?

There is not some big complex plot that you are playing through in GORDON. Basically, we play as this dude who I cannot decide if he is supposed to be a high-school or a college student, he wants to find a girlfriend. However, the town that this guy lives in is home to some of the hottest (and bootiest) milfs that are on the planet! Will this guy find a girlfriend and settle down? Of course not! The allure of giant milf booty will prove to be far too much for him as it would you…. and me, but I am willing to admit this!

I Hate Shopping!!!

The gameplay of GORDON is quite simple. You have to chat to women, do quests, and the usual visual novel/sandbox style things that you would expect from a game like this. However, there are a couple of elements that do not flat out spoil the game, but I feel the game would be far better if they were toned down or implemented better. To start with there is a weird karma system at play here, but the game never explains to you what it is and how it actually works! Also, there is this weird mini-game where you get money for playing it and you need money for a lot of stuff in this game. While the mini-game is not horrible, it makes you do it over and over again which gives the game a real grindy aspect to it. You tone this down and explain the karma system better and you have a damn fine game on your hands here!

I Don’t Think Your Ready For This Jelly!

What we have all come to GORDON for is to check out the ladies and the whole game has this rather exaggerated look to it which I think is a lot of fun. The writing and the story are not taking themselves too seriously and that makes this crazy set of character renders even better in my opinion. There is one scene where our boy is walking down the street with this chick who is like three times his size in height and her booty has to be at least three feet wide! I know this is not for everyone, but I loved it and found it to be a lot of fun. There is some animation here, but it is a tad basic, still, I will take it over no animation any day!

Pros:

• This game has the best booties of any game I have ever played
• If you love big butts (like the song) you will love this
• The story is silly, but it has a lot of charm to it
• If they fixed the couple of gameplay issues I have, this would be a 9/10 game for me!

Cons:

• The karma system? What the heck is it?
• The mini-game it makes you keep on playing can be a bit annoying