Mystery Mail? The Director's Dirty Little Secret!!

You know, Mystery Mail? The Director's Dirty Little Secret!! may be the shortest lewd game that I have ever played! I am not joking when I say that you can see all that this game has to offer in like two minutes! However as many guys will tell you, you can have a lot of fun in two minutes. This is a fun little lewd time waster that is perfect if you want to fire something up, screw around with it for a little while, and then move on to something much bigger. To be fair, this game, even though it is short, 100 percent delivers on what the developer says that it does!

Drifting Away In A Meeting

I am sure being in a boring ass meeting is something that many of you can relate to. Mystery Mail? The Director's Dirty Little Secret!! is basically all about the idea that you are in this meeting and you are bored to tears, but then you discover thanks to a mysterious email, that you can have some fun with the director of the company who just so happens to be a smoking hot babe. It is a fun fantasy and I think that the idea they were going for was when you are in a meeting and it is very boring and your mind starts to drift and you imagine more interesting things.

Delivering On The Premise

What I just wrote about the premise and the “story” of Mystery Mail? The Director's Dirty Little Secret!! is actually more than what the game gives you! They give you the setup of what is happening and after that, you are just left to it. As I said, this is a very, very short game so there is no dialogue that really explains anything outside of the setup of the game. To be fair, I think that this works as it leaves a great deal to the imagination, and at the end of the day, the idea here is to have something kinky and fun you can fire up and play around with for a few minutes and then move on to another game or get on with the rest of your day.

A Strip And Two Vibes

While that may sound like the title of some 90s hip-hop album and to be fair, it very well could be, it pretty much sums up the gameplay of Mystery Mail? The Director's Dirty Little Secret!! We have a little app control thing that allows us to use two vibrators on our hot boss to try and make her have an orgasm, We get to strip her, use the vibrators on her and that is pretty much it. These are done in the form of some basic mini-games, but it is more like just pressing the button at the right time. I am not exaggerating when I say that you can see all that this game has to offer in five minutes, but I will say that at least it is a pretty fun and hot five minutes.

How Do I Get A Hot Boss?

The game may be short, but man is Mystery Mail? The Director's Dirty Little Secret!! super hot and super sweet! The boss is so easy on the eyes and the quality of the animation along with her facial expressions as she is getting off are very well done. The game is just so nice to look at, the UI and just everything about it has a very nice and clean kind of look that I am a huge fan of. I do wish that there was a bit more sound in the game as apart from the random sex noises and “buzzing” there is not really much sound in the game at all and this can make it a tad awkward.

Pros:

• The boss is very attractive
• I loved the art style that they went for with this game
• It is a pretty chill and relaxing experience
• This game is asking very little of the player

Cons:

• There is not much sound in the game at all
• Once you played through it, there is no reason to really play it again