Orc Massage

To say that I had a blast with Orc Massage is a huge understatement! This is such a fun lewd game that has a great sense of humor and is something that clicked with me right away. I know that when a game has been in early access for so long, it can ring alarm bells. However, you do not need to worry about this as there is more than enough content here to keep you busy and very entertained as you try and help this big guy live a good life in the city.

An Orc Trying To Make His Mark

I have played a ton of lewd games that are about an orc, but Orc Massage has one of the most unique premises and stories ever. Instead of this fantasy setting where we are an orc in the woods. We are an orc that wants to run a successful massage business so he heads to the city to start his massage parlor business. He actually kind of wants to be legit, but all these sexy and very horny monster chicks have other plans for our big guy! I love the whole vibe of this story and found it to be a lot of fun.

The Client List

That is a very obscure reference to a TV show and if you get it, we can be friends and discuss it over lunch. Anyway, we have a series of monster girls in Orc Massage that you need to take care of. There is a decent variety of monster girls here such as a vampire bat and a tiger looking one.

I love the whole style of the game, it is all in 3D, but it has a kind of anime 2D look about it. It is hard to explain, but it is all done very well. I have always been someone that has a real soft spot for monster girls and I hope that they add more to the game. While there is a handful of sexy monster girls here, I would certainly welcome some more.

What A Monster Girl Wants!

While I am loving the story and the whole premise of Orc Massage, not to forget those hot monster girls. I actually enjoyed the gameplay that was on offer here. While the gameplay is rather simple, I still think that it is fun. A “client” will come to your massage parlor for a massage and you have to figure out what she likes.

The massage stuff is like mini-games where you have to press or rub the right spot at the right time. It is basic, but the way she moves and the groans make it a lot of fun. The more she gets into it, the hornier she will get and then you get to bang her! I know that I have made it sound very basic, but it is honestly something that I found to be a great deal of fun.

Pros:

• Playing as a small business owner orc is pretty damn funny
• I love the monster girls in this game!
• They have done a great job in making the monster girls all look unique
• The gameplay here is basic, but I still found it a lot of fun

Cons:

• The game has not had any new content added for a while (as I write this)
• Why does the orc need a member that is like a 3rd leg?

I was just recently informed about Orc Massage by a friend of mine and as I am something of a lewd game connoisseur, I thought that I would check it out. Now, as I write this the game is not yet fully out, it is in early access so think of this as more of an in-depth preview, quick look type of thing than a full-on review as there will be more stuff coming to the game as it moves along in development. I mean, with a title like this, you pretty much know what you are in for.

An Orc Trying To Make It In The Big City

The premise of Orc Massage is actually a lot of fun. The main character is this big Incredible Hulk sized Orc and he is just wanting to make a good life for himself. He packs his stuff up and heads to the city where he is going to try and make a go of it with his massage parlor. You just want to make an honest living and build your reputation and skills so that your business can grow… your horny monster girl clients though have other ideas for how things are going to go!

Monster Girls That Know What They Want

The version of Orc Massage that I have seen has three different monster girl clients for you to help “relax”. There is an elf looking one that is pretty cute, a weird vampire bat type looking chick who has a real attitude about her, and then we have my favorite, the tiger looking chick and this is from a guy who is not usually into this kind of thing. I have played a ton of games with monster girls in them and I can say that the designs of the girls here are some of, if not the best I have seen. The fact that they are in full 3D really does wonders to make them look so good.

Giving Them What They Want

The gameplay of Orc Massage has you massage the girls, each one her their own wants and needs when it comes to a massage. It is up to you to use your skills to figure out what each girl wants and then deliver. The actual massage part kind of has a mini game feel to it where you press the buttons or move on the right spot at the right time. The more the girls get into it, the more they are going to want from you. There is some very extreme lewd action here and I have to say the only criticism I have is that the orc dude’s penis is just way too big, so big it is comical.

Pros:

• I love the idea of being an orc just trying to run a successful massage business
• The three monster girls are hot in their own unique way
• The game has some very impressive 3D visuals
• Massaging the monster girls is actually a lot of fun

Cons:

• The orcs junk is just way too big
• No word on how many more monster girls will be added to the game