Goblin Layer

Goblin Layer is a hilarious lewd RPG that could very well end up on my best lewd games of the year list. The crazy thing about this game is that it is not even completed yet! However, there is still enough good here to make it something that is very worthwhile to play. If you love your lewd games to have a fun sense of humor about them and not be too over complicated, you are in for a real treat with this game.

I Know, What If I Bang The Goblins?

The story and writing in Goblin Layer are awesome. We play as a hero of the land kind of dude, actually he reminds me of that guy from an episode of Rick & Morty who has a bucket on his head in the episode Morty gets the big jacked up arm. Our hero is fighting off all the goblins and he loves to bang all the ladies. However, he has a great idea, what if he were to bang the goblins too!

Legit LOL!

I really cannot praise the writing and direction things go in Goblin Layer highly enough. When I say that the game is funny, I do not mean that you will have a little chuckle or some kind of half hearted snort! You will legit be laughing at some of the absurd things that happen and are said in this game. It really is written and presented amazingly well and you just sort of go along for the wild ride as it is so funny.

Never Gonna Give You Up

While Goblin Layer has a great story, this is also a pretty solid lewd RPG in its own right. Most of what you will be doing in the game is played from the top-down perspective. You will have to search around, interact with characters, and find items and the typical RPG type stuff you would expect. There is also a combat system in the game that has a bit of an old school Final Fantasy vibe about it which I like. However, the best thing about the gameplay here is the accessibility options. It gives you full cheat and skip options if you just want to breeze through the game or just certain parts of it. They have really made this so anyone can play it and that is cool.

As Crazy As You Would Expect!

As far as the presentation and the lewd content of Goblin Layer goes, that is also awesome. The top down portion of the game has a nice pixel art look to it and I like how detailed things are.

The combat system and the portraits in the game use these amazing hand drawn style portrait type images of the characters that are very appealing and then we have the lewd content. This game is completely over the top and it features some over the top sex scenes as well. They walk a fine line between being pretty damn hot and funny at the same time and they are all animated and animated very well.

Pros:

• The story here is freaking hilarious
• I love the exaggerated sex scenes that this game offers
• The combat system has an old school vibe about it which I liked
• This game has some of the best accessibility options of any lewd game

Cons:

• There are sometimes annoying invisible walls
• I hope that they make more content for this game and release it sooner than later!

I came back to Goblin Layer after initially playing the game a year or so ago and I have to say, this game rocks! This is a lewd RPG that legit made me laugh time and time again with just how over the top and crazy it all is. Now, this is the kind of game that is certainly an acquired taste as I can see it being too weird and too over the top for some people. However, if you love goofy and offensive stuff in your lewd games and just want a nonstop bang fest, this is the game for you.

The Real Goblin King

You know I am not sure if that is a cool reference to make at the start of this Goblin Layer review as I love David Bowie… let's stick with it, I am sure Bowie would approve. Anyway, the story of this game is that we play this big jacked up dude who wears a helmet on his head and loves to give the bird while banging goblin chicks from behind. That tells you the kind of character we are dealing with here. This guy does not like goblins and has tried to rid them from the land, but now he realizes he can only orgasm by having sex with goblins so really what else can he do apart from have sex with all the goblin babes?

The Ultimate Goblin Banging Chad!

Without a doubt, there will be plenty of people who do not like Goblin Layer for the way the story is just so dumb, so over the top and so unnecessarily vulgar. Yet, that is exactly what I liked about it. The writing here is hilarious and I think the developer just said what the hell and decided to go as over the top as possible. The story makes next to no sense, but it does a good job of putting you in the mindset of this goblin laying sex machine and that was just so much fun for me. I actually read every bit of dialogue as I had no idea what the heck was going to happen next.

Whose A Sex Machine To All The Goblin Chicks?

One of the things that I do not think Goblin Layer gets enough credit for is the gameplay. Once you look past the crazy story and the big boobed goblin bimbo babes, you notice that this is actually a really solid lewd RPG. It is not doing anything majorly new, you explore, find items, take on quests, and talk to characters. There is some fun old school turn based combat too which I found enjoyable. You also have all these different options for making the game easier for you if you like, you can straight up have the battles play for you if you like so if you are stuck or having a hard time, you can just get the game to do it for you.

Big Bimbo Goblin Babes

I have played a few lewd games that have goblins and they tend to be gross. Goblin Layer is not like that these are pretty much just hot babes with big boobs and big butts, but they have green skin and pointy ears! This is how you do goblins! The XXX content is fantastic and very hardcore and there are plenty of animated sex scenes too. Also, the dialogue with the sex scenes is often hilarious. When it comes to the actual gameplay, you are viewing it from a top down perspective like most other lewd RPGs and the pixel art is super charming and very well done.

Pros:

• This game made me laugh multiple times
• The animation in the sex scenes makes them even sexier
• I loved how hot and bimbofied the goblin babes were
• This is a solid lewd RPG that is actually fun to play

Cons:

• I can see why the over the top humor may not click with some people
• You do have to be into the big boobs, tiny waist, huge butt style of woman

Goblin Layer is an erotic RPG by indie developer Parodos, where a human village is threatened by a goblin invasion, all the men are suddenly missing, but a brave knight suddenly comes to the rescue.

Controls

The game starts with the fact that the cat fluffy helps you figure out the controls: you can quickly skip text on the ctrl key, on the space key - slow skip, p - pause animation, esc - skip animation, arrow keys or wasd - walk, attack - right mouse button.

Saving Priestess

Then the player finds himself on the map. A dungeon... There are stones all around, the space is lit by torches, goblins roam in the darkness. Here the hero named Goblin Killer rescues a beautiful woman from under the oppression of the green ugly creatures. The rescued girl turns out to be a priestess, a priestess from a human village.

The priestess asks the Goblin Killer to follow her into the village, there are a couple of tasks. Upon arrival, the protagonist realizes that the settlement is often attacked by goblins. The villains do this at night to take people's resources and, if they succeed, to kill someone sleeping. Before, these green freaks didn't bother so much, but it's a different time now that the villains have grown stronger and have powerful ambitions. The town the Goblin Killer enters is in trouble-all the men are missing. The women are literally climbing the walls. They want to blossom and date men. And then there's the kind of handsome guy the player controls.

Gameplay

The Goblin Killer has a fetish for destroying green monsters for their evil deeds. The main character is a knight whose weapon is a sword. The warrior also wears a helmet and shield to be invulnerable.

The variety of locations is amazing:

• Stone dark dungeon.
• A library decorated for Christmas
• A snowy yurt
• Winter Forest

The player looks at the locations from above. The map is a pixel space with objects:

• Houses are standing, you can go inside
• Undead decorative objects like boulders and spruces
• The opponents are the same goblins
• Loot. Pick up new equipment and quickly put it on the menu

Equipment affects important indicators such as: attack, defense, dexterity. In addition there is an indicator of health and luck, they help prolong the battle and defeat the enemy.

Combat is turn based. The enemy and the protagonist take turns attacking each other (or avoiding the fight). The developers created a separate screen mode for battles: two opponents facing each other, one on the left, the other on the right. It looks like a duel to the death.

Erotica

Bed scenes are made on a special visual engine, which provides them with high quality. Many 18+ moments await the player, especially after victories (or bitter defeats - if not strong enough to deal with the enemy)