School Dot Fight

I had a fantastic time playing through School Dot Fight, so much so that when I beat it, I played through it again straight away. This is a beat-em-up porn game that is the definition of short, but sweet. You can play through all the stages in around 10 minutes, but there is just something so satisfying about this game, hence why I played through it twice. It is the kind of game I could 100 percent see myself firing up again at some point perhaps when I want something quick to play or maybe even when I am waiting for something to download.

Looking To A Certain Style Of Classics

I am a massive fan of beat-em-up games, it is probably one of my favorite genres, but School Dot Fight takes its inspiration from a specific style of beat-em-up. This is a game that is 2D, but it is played on a single plain. Think of beat-em-ups like Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja and even the classic Kung Fu Master and you will know what I am talking about. There is no scrolling around the screen like you would do in beat-em-ups like Streets of Rage 2, Final Fight, or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time. I am not saying this is a bad thing at all, just letting you know the kind of beat-em-up you are in for before we progress here.

You Don’t Even Go Here?

There may not be any cutscenes in School Dot Fight, but we do have a story that is pretty easy to get to grips with and I got a kick out of how it was kind of like a story you would get in a classic arcade beat-em-up from the 80s or early 90s. We play as a badass chick called, Ichika, and our little sister needs our help. You see our little sister, Futaba has been held hostage by students at this academy and we need to get her out. However, the students here are super horny and want to have sex with her and us! Can we get her out before we are banged seven different ways from Sunday?

Spink Kick, Punch, It’s All In The Mind!

Gameplay wise, School Dot Fight is a tad on the simple side for a lewd beat-em-up, but there is a kind of beauty to the game's simplicity. You mostly walk right, punching and kicking enemies as you go. The combat, even though you only have a couple of moves, feels very satisfying and you do feel like your hits truly are connecting with the enemies. When you get hit, you lose clothing and if you get naked, you get one of the game's lewd scenes. Thankfully, you can pick up clothing so that you do not have to succumb to your XXX fate. There are only five stages and you can easily plow through this in ten minutes or so, but it is a very fun ten minutes while it lasts kind of thing.

Smacking Around Pixels

School Dot Fight has some awesome pixel art, all the characters are nicely detailed and while you do fight the same enemies over and over again, there are at least several designs of enemies so there is some variety here. The game has some fantastic backgrounds and the school setting was something that I got a huge kick out of. The lewd content is pretty fun, there are more than a few different ways that our ass kicking heroine can get banged and I liked them all, well all except for the one with the dog, school mascot, or whatever the hell that thing was.

Pros:

• I liked the school/academy setting of the game
• The beat-em-up gameplay had a very satisfying feel to it
• The pixel art is awesome and there are many lewd scenes
• This is a great pick up and play kind of game

Cons:

• That weird dog thing, what the heck is that?
• It may be a tad on the simple side for some people