Ultimate Muscle Roller Championship

If there’s a game that can make you feel inspired to step into the ring and battle it out with the bros, it is definitely this one! With stages taking place around the world, this is easily one of the most amazing ways to spend your time. Macho energy and over the top attitudes on display, the Ultimate Muscle Roller Championship is a contest of the strongest guys around, and there’s nothing you can do to stop them from displaying their physical prowess.

Story and Setting

Ultimate Muscle Roller Championship is set in a world where people are given the chance to face off against some dangerously exciting challenges. The goal is to become the Boss of the Gym and win three hundred buck thanks to your sweat, blood and whatever fluids that come with such a daunting goal.

In the championship, there are five stages to face, each with their own corners of the universe in terms of existence. Every separate corner also comes with an elimination race where the last participants will become slaves and get six hot loads. While it sounds kind of nasty, you’ll be surprised to find yourself fully embracing the wackiness offered by the world.

Features and Gameplay

This is a game that doesn’t have a lot of logic behind the mechanics it explores, but that is also what precisely makes it enjoyable. There are many vehicles available to use and acclimate yourself to, giving you a chance to feel right at the top of your character’s experience. Speaking of characters, the customization available to players is simply amazing to witness. There’s a level of pure chaotic energy present in the way characters like Santa Claus, Van Darkholme and a few other wacky figures are presented in the game’s depictions.

With the vehicles, car customization is a strong selling point. It might not be as detailed as something like Forza Horizon 5, but it has its own special identity. Another Steam game with racing that might pique your interest is BeamNG.drive. You have access to many top tier cars including Gachi car customization systems that allow you to select a random upgrade to your vehicle whenever you want to. Music is also present for the races you choose to participate in. This makes it a full adrenaline-filled experience with nothing short of excitement at any twist and turns.

You'll grab hold of your fellow gym mate and enslave them to be your chariot by selecting one of six strong men in a fight for gym power. This indicates that a second character will transport you in a wheelbarrow on which dumbbells serve as the wheels. Because each character has a specific stance, you can ride them quite suggestively. The "phrase" button enables you slap the guy's arse or stomp their crotch depending on how your setup is configured. You hear an unprofessional ooh or shout. It doesn't make things better. It has no purpose at all. Just some extremely crude humor is the purpose of it.

Verdict

Pros

• Unpredictable
• Completely unique

Cons

• Can feel directionless
• Does too many things at once