Booty Farm

Is there a game with a better name than Booty Farm? I really do not think there is. This is certainly an NSFW kind of game and it does feature some hot steamy action. However, Booty Farm has a kind of charm to it that will make you smile as well as make you hot. What is kind of crazy about this is that someone thought taking a visual novel dating sim game and smashing it together with a farming game would work…. Well, it does and it is a game I have had a lot of fun with.

Life On The Farm

The game sees you playing the role of a city boy… born and raised in South Detroit. You take the midnight train to your dead uncle’s farm in the countryside which you have inherited. Country life seems a bit boring at first until you realize that there are over 10 smoking hot country farm girls with giant anime-style boobs that want to get it on with you. You decide that running a farm might just be your idea of a good time after all.

The Farming

Let’s start with what I consider to be the main part of the game and that is the farming sim. The game has you plant seeds, take care of animals, sell food, sell crops and everything else that you would expect in a farming sim. This is a free to play game and with that comes the microtransaction trappings. This is the only downfall; the game is always in your face to buy premium currency. You can progress without spending a penny which is what I did, but it happens at a very slow rate which can be frustrating. To be fair, it is no worse than Farmville or any other kind of mobile farming game.

Don’t Go Messin’ With The Country Girls

The second part of the gameplay of Booty Farm is the dating sim/visual novel aspect of it. Here you get to try and bang all the farm girls you can! This is rather fun and the way you can have the girls do quests for you and them try and have your way with them is fun. This is a rather basic part of the game, usually, it revolves around you asking and answering questions and saying the right things to make them want you more! The sex is rather graphic, but thanks to the more bright and colorful art style it has a charm to it.

I actually had a good time with Booty Farm. I just wish that they offer a version where you could pay like 20 bucks and avoid all the mobile style asking for money. Still, I have spent many hours with this without paying anything and I have had a great time. It is the kind of game that is fun to come back to every couple of days.

Final Score: 8/10

Pros:

• I like the different farm girls
• The game has a bit of humor about it
• Easy to get into
• I like the premise
• The visuals are nice and bright
• As a farming game, it is fun

Cons:

• The microtransactions are very in your face
• I wish it had more to it in some regards