FALL GIRLS

It is fair to say that I played FALL GIRLS for the same reason you are interested in the game and reading this right now and that is hot anime babes! Look, I am not going to sugarcoat this, this is not a great game, but it has cute anime girls and that is ultimately what drove me to keep on playing and complete the game in a few hours. Also, there is a bit of lore and “mystique” about this game where there is a claim that one of the levels is flat out broken and unbeatable, that is not the case, but you do have to kind of cheat and cheese your way to beating it.

Girls Over Guys

We all know that with FALL GIRLS they are trying to capture that Fall Guys audience here and think that big anime tiddies are going to be enough to sway people. Wait, that is exactly the reason I bought this, damn them and their cerebral tactics to secure buys! All joking aside, this is not a XXX style game, the chicks may be hot, but they never get naked or anything like that, still, you do not want to be caught playing this sucker on your lunch break at work.

Wipeout!

The whole idea of FALL GIRLS is that each stage has us playing as a bikini clad anime chick with big boobs and we need to make it through the obstacle course to get to the goal. Yes, this is pretty much Fall Guys, but this is much more of a solo affair as 99/100, I was the only person on a course at a time and when there was another character there, the frame rate would really struggle and it made what was already a rather challenging platforming experience even more difficult! So to be fair to the game, I am happy that more often than not, you have to race each course solo.

Give Me A Chance

The obstacle course that you will be partaking in as you play FALL GIRLS range from ridiculously simple to so over the top and filled with crap that they can seem impossible. There is one level, level 23 that is said to be unbeatable, but that is not the case, you can cheese your way through it, but if you wanted to straight up get through the level playing the game normally, then yes, add me to the list of people that would say it is unbeatable. The idea of running an obstacle course as a big tiddie anime babe is fun, but the game is janky as hell and some of the levels just throw a ton of stuff at you to make it artificially difficult rather than testing your platforming skills.

The Reason We Are All Here

Anytime I get to use the phrase, big anime tiddies, I am having a good time and the art in this game is a lot of fun. Would I have liked them to have gone fully XXX and have the babes lose their clothes… probably. However, there is something a bit more charming and innocent about this as they do not get fully naked. Although, I will say that there are two girls in this game that I am really questioning the “all characters in the game are over 18 years old” thing that it states on Steam as they do look a bit on the young side. The game looks good, it is just the framerate can be very erratic when a lot of stuff is happening on the screen at the same time.

Pros:

• Big anime tiddies!
• The girls are cute and they have some real charm to them
• I liked the bright style of the game
• It can be fun in a frustrating kind of war

Cons:

• The game is a bit on the janky side with the frame rate and some of the level design
• A couple of the girls look way too young for my liking!