Warrior Girl

I had a blast playing through Warrior Girl which is a lewd side scrolling action game that is perfect if you are in the mood for something fast paced and lewd! It may seem a bit on the shallow side, but there is a lot of fun to be had here and if you are someone that loves 90s gaming, I am certain you will get a kick out of the whole vibe that this game here has going on. I did play through it all in one sitting, but this is the kind of game that I could see myself going back to time and time again.

Throwing It All Back Yall

A huge reason as to why Warrior Girl appealed to me so much was that I grew up in the 80s and 90s where side scrolling action games like Golden Axe, Final Fight, Streets of Rage, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were all the rage. That is kind of what we have going on here with the vibes that this game is giving off. However, I will say that it is a little more complex, possibly going more for something like Magician Lord or Cadash if that makes sense to you. In all, if you love 80s and 80s gaming, you will love what they have done here.

The Right Cave At The Wrong Time

Much like many of those 80s and 90s classics I mentioned, Warrior Girl is not exactly going to blow you away with its story. We do not have a whole lot of story going on here at all actually. What we know is that we are a brave warrior girl and we are heading into this dangerous tower to put a stop to an evil witch who keeps monsters in this tower that keep escaping into the land! Well, turns out that these monsters are pretty sex crazed and they want to have sex with our brave heroine! It is a basic story, but I got a kick out of it and think that it fits the overall vibe of the game really well.

Run From Right To Left

I found the whole gameplay style of Warrior Girl to be an absolute blast and my favorite thing about the game. We move from left to right, killing monsters as we go until we make it to a boss. We have a little icon bar type thing at the top of the screen that lets us know how close we are to the boss. As well as our health, we can also see what level our various stats are at too. There are some RPG lite mechanics at play here, but the way you get a score at the end of each level gives it some classic arcade vibes too. The combat is not super deep, but it is fun and kept me on my toes and wanting to try and getting a higher ranking if I got one that was a little on the low side. In all, this was fun to play and quite addictive too! The only thing I struggled with was having to quickly mash keys when one of the monsters got a hold of me!

My Kind Of Warrior Babe

The whole visual presentation of Warrior Girl is awesome, it boasts these really large characters that remind me of China Warrior on the Turbo Grafx. The heroine is super cute and has these massive boobs that have epic jiggle physics. The game has a very bright and colorful vibe for something that is set in a creepy tower. While I usually complain about monsters banging a hot chick, these are more cartoon monsters so I kind of got a kick out of it and thought it was pretty funny. The whole game has the look of a high end 2D game from the 32-bit era more than the 16-bit era and that is something I think is very cool.

Pros:

• I loved the whole retro vibe this game had going on
• The combat and action feel fantastic
• You play as a big jiggly boobed babe and that is awesome
• They add some RPG style elements to keep gameplay interesting

Cons:

• The sex scenes can sometimes go on a tad long
• A few more attacks or abilities would have been the icing on an already very tasty cake!