Horny Housewives

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a game by	NuWave Digital
Platform:	PC (2023)
Editor Rating:	8/10, based on 2 reviews
User Rating:	9.3/10 - 3 votes
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See also:	Eroge Games, Visual Novel, Lewd Games, Milf Games

The first trailer I saw for Horny Housewives had some dude eating out a chick from behind in the first three seconds of the trailer! Hey, if you are a lewd game fanatic and that does not grab your attention what will? One of the things that I am sure will make many people want to try this game out is the fact that this is not your usual 2D lewd visual novel game or sandbox game. This is a full 3D game that is actually one of the more ambitious lewd games that you will come across. I certainly applaud the effort and while the game is not perfect, I did have a lot of fun with it.

The Ultimate Dilf!

The premise of what is going on in Horny Housewives is a ton of fun. We play the role of a dad who has just moved to this little town. While a cozy little modern suburb town like this is a good place to take it slow and easy. That is not going to be the case for us. You see, this place is home to a whole lot of hotties and we of course are going to do all we can to get to know them better and hopefully get into their pants. It is all fun stuff and there are many different housewives that we get to talk to.

Living On Wisteria Lane

One of the things that you will often read about Horny Housewives is how it is kind of like the TV show, Desperate Housewives. You see, you do chat with the various ladies and help them with some of the more typical stuff that neighbors need help with. However, one of the more interesting things about this game is that there is a bit of mystery afoot here as there is something that is not quite right happening here and we are going to use our daddy detective skills to try and get to the bottom of it. I am not saying the writing is going to change your life or anything like that, but I did find myself intrigued as to what was really happening here.

Uptown Clunk

Hey, that may be a bit harsh as Horny Housewives is not as clunky as some people will try and make you believe. Do not get me wrong, the dad can be a bit rough as he moves around, but it is all manageable. This is a game where you take on various quests for the housewives you want to bang. These range from pretty normal everyday things to more out there and weird requests. The game is good at keeping you on track and making sure that you know what you need to do. There is a progression in the game with how your relationships build as well as your stats, but I would say these are more light RPG elements than describing the game as a full on RPG if that makes sense. It may be a little rough around the edges, but you do have to respect the intent here and as I said, it is nowhere near as bad as some people make out.

That 95 Percent!

Horny Housewives is certainly a great looking game. The different housewives that make up this town are all appealing in their own way and the designs of the other NPCs you come across are all done well too. I love the animation, the way the boobs move, and the animated sex scenes are all done very well. These are some very attractive looking women with amazing bodies, but apart from the MCs monster penis, things are done in a realistic way. The only thing that I do not like about the presentation is the money shot. You will have this amazing sex scene which is hot and animated very well, only for the MC to start shaking like he is cold and to unleash what looks like thick out of date yogurt out of the end of his penis.

I will not lie and say that Horny Housewives does not have some problems, but none of the problems are game breaking in any way. I found the premise of the plot to be fun, there were plenty of hot and horny housewives to bang, and apart from the climax, the sex scenes were freaking awesome! The gameplay I will admit is a bit mundane and mostly going from point A to point B to get something or deliver something, but it more than gets the job done of getting you to the next sex scene.

Pros:

There are some real hottie housewives in this game
I liked talking with, helping, and banging the housewives!
There is a bit of mystery in the story which is fun
The game has some very hot sex scenes

Cons:

It can be a little clunky when you are trying to move quickly
What the heck is happening when this dude has an orgasm???

Overall rating: 8

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System requirements:

PC compatible
Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP

Game Reviews

If you want an ambitious lewd game, Horny Housewives is a game that you need to check out. This is being called a lewd RPG and to be honest, I guess if I had to pigeonhole it into a particular category that would have to be it. However, I feel like it is more of a lewd adventure game with RPG lite elements than a full blown RPG. The contemporary suburban setting is cool and kind of gives the game a vibe all of its own.

New Dad In Town

I got a kick out of how the setting of Horny Housewives was a quaint looking suburban town. We play the role of a single father who has just moved into this place and we soon realize that there are many, many attractive housewives here! While the whole “banging all the hot housewives” thing is clearly part of what is going on. There is a bit of a mystery aspect to the game as the town is hiding a secret and we are going to try and get to the bottom of it, in some ways it reminds me of the TV show, Desperate Housewives!

A Whole New Dimension

The plot I just described is something that I have experienced in many other lewd RPGs, visual novels, and adventure games. Horny Housewives though is not like all of those that use pixel art or just static screens that you click around for its gameplay. What makes this such an ambitious game is that it is a 3rd person open world style of game. It may be a tad clunky around the edges, but I still think it is very impressive that they took the plunge to make a lewd game of this style.

Happy Housewife Happy Life!

You get to walk around the town and take part in a whole host of missions. Horny Housewives does a good job of letting you know what your current quest is and what you still need to do in order to complete it. You have to help the housewives with some rather mundane tasks, but there is also that rather sinister mystery of what the hell is actually going on here that we are trying to find out. Most of the actual “gameplay” has you walking around and partaking in a few different mini-games, you also get to make different choices which can change the direction of the story.

These Sure Are Some Desperate Housewives!

I think the presentation of Horny Housewives is very well done. The game is in full 3D and while some of the movement of the dad as he makes his way around the village is a bit on the rough side, I think the XXX content and the female character renders are fantastic. The game has some very impressive sex scenes I just wish that when the guy “finished” it did not look like he was spraying the feisty housewives down with paint if you know what I am saying! There is a very impressive selection of housewives that you get to try and get it on with in the game and there was not one that I did not like the look of.

As I write this, Horny Housewives is not yet officially released so I do not feel like I can give it an actual score. However, I can tell you that if you want a lewd game that feels more like a modern video game, there are not many that have been released this year or even in the last couple of years that come close to matching what this one is doing. I say give this one a try, it is very impressive what they have done here and with just a little bit more polish, this could be one of the top tier lewd AAA style games!

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