The Last Orgasm

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a game by Pirates Of The Digital Sea
Platform: PC (2023)
Editor Rating: 6.8/10, based on 2 reviews
User Rating: 10.0/10 - 2 votes
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See also: Eroge Games, First Person Shooter Games, Zombie Games
The Last Orgasm
The Last Orgasm
The Last Orgasm
The Last Orgasm

I have to be honest and say that The Last Orgasm was not as bad as I thought it was going to be. I will go one better than that and say that I actually had a pretty fun and amusing time playing through this lewd first person shooter. To start with, this is being sold at a very, very budget price so that should set your expectations quite low. My expectations were low and while I would not say that this is a masterpiece of lewd gaming, it is functional and I did have fun with it while it lasted.

The Lust Pandemic!

If you are coming (see what I did there?) to The Last Orgasm looking for some deep narrative experience that will make you rethink your life and ask questions about society. You have come to the wrong place! This is more like a parody where humanity has gone mad and we now have these zombies running around with giant penises flapping around in the wind and instead of brains, they want to screw people’s brains out! It is not meant to be taken seriously and I did find it pretty amusing.

Nice And Tight!

Hey, I a not talking about what you think I am here, get your mind out of the gutter you pervert! What surprised me most about The Last Orgasm was that it played quite well. As I said in the intro, this is a lewd first person shooter and it is a pretty decent one too. I was pleasantly surprised by how decent the controls were, it felt nice and tight as I ran around shooting sex zombies. Granted the AI is dumber than a bag of rocks and just stands there letting you blast them, but I was having fun. There are also a few light puzzles that you will have to solve as well.

Showing Me The Ropes

One thing that I appreciated about The Last Orgasm was that this game knows exactly what it is! It is not trying to trick you into playing it for several hours, this is like an hour and you are done type of game. What I liked was how it did not have you going on a wild goose chase trying to find things, the map is actually pretty awesome as it shows you pretty much everything that you need in a stage. Granted, this takes away much of the challenge, but I think it made the game a better experience

Hey. Where Is That Picture?

One thing that I was not super happy about with The Last Orgasm is that there is a bit of a bait and switch. The images you see on the Steam page for this are not in the game, it is like they are promotional images, granted even AAA games do this, but I really liked the look of the main girl in the still images I saw. To be fair, the presentation is not bad, there is a decent amount of XXX scenes that are dished out at a fast rate and those giant penises are freaking hilarious! However, many parts of the game are just too dark to make out what is going on.

7

What a shock this turned out to be! I thought for sure that this game was going to be garbage, but The Last Orgasm actually surprised me. Do not get me wrong, I would never play this over something like Doom or Call of Duty. However, as far as lewd first person shooters go, I have played way worse than this. It kind of makes me think what this game could have been had the developer had a bit more money and a bit more time to spend on the game!

Pros:

  • I liked how the game did not take itself too seriously
  • The zombies are funny
  • There is a lot of XXX content that is easy to access
  • The map pretty much shows you where everything you need is

Cons:

  • The game is way too dark in some places
  • While it functions fine, it is a rather basic FPS at its core

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System requirements:

  • PC compatible
  • Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP

Game Reviews

For me, The Last Orgasm is a decent lewd first-person shooter. That is a genre that is rather barren, to be honest with you as there are not a ton of first-person shooters that are also XXX games. I have to say that I feel like this is a one and done kind of game. I played through it once and thought that it was basic, but kind of fun. However, I went back to it again over the last weekend and I have to say that its flaws become much more apparent when you play it a second time. Still, at the budget price this is going for, I do feel like you are getting decent value for money here.

Zombies Need Sex Not Brains!

There is not much of a story at all in The Last Orgasm, but what is here is kind of fun and I think if you just go with it, you will have a good time with it. There has been a plague and many people have turned into zombies. The twist here is that rather than just ripping people limb from limb, these zombies have a thirst for vag, not brains! That is right, they need their sexual urges satisfied, and banging people to death is the only way to satisfy them!

For The Few, Not The Many

When it comes to the visuals of the game, The Last Orgasm is not going to blow you away or win any awards. However, despite its budget look to it, I think that it does have a bit of charm. There are a few sex scenes and they are not just all the hot chick getting banged by the zombies. You have a solo sex scene and one with her and a “normal” dude as well. While the lewd content is not exactly in abundance, I liked what was here. The zombies with their giant penises though are freaking hilarious, but that fits with the game's ridiculous story.

No One Ever Accused A Zombie Of Being Smart

I have played a few zombie games and seen a few movies where the zombies are not just mindless morons. However, The Last Orgasm has some of the dumbest AI that you will see, to the point there is no real challenge here at all. An enemy will spot you and come towards you in a straight line, allowing you to just shoot them until they are dead. I have had enemies just walk into the wall, get stuck on something in the game world, and more. It makes for an easy shooting gallery kind of experience and while I did not hate it, I can see why some might find it boring. I will say that to be fair, the shooting mechanics in the game at least work, and the aiming felt decent enough.

Getting To The End

The Last Orgasm is a very easy game to beat. I am not just talking about the very dumb enemy AI that is like it wants to find your bullets! The game holds your hand the whole way. The map shows you everything so there is no need to explore and you will never get lost. To be honest, I hate convoluted maps so I liked how basic and hand holding this map turned out to be! I think had the game been harder or if you had to search for things the game would have lost its appeal so much quicker.

6.5

I would not say that The Last Orgasm is great, but it is also far from being garbage. The game is about as basic as you can get in terms of being a first-person shooter. However, I will say that the shooting works well enough, even if a bag of rocks are smarter than these moron zombies. If you like the look of the game, I say give it a try and I am sure you will be surprised that it is not all that bad. However, do not make the mistake I did and try to play through it a second time as it does lose much of its appeal if you play it again.

Pros:

  • The story is ridiculous, but I kind of dug it
  • To be fair, the shooting feels kind of decent
  • You do not have to get worry about getting lost as the map shows you everything
  • I feel for the asking price, you are getting an ok game

Cons:

  • The more you play the game, the less fun it becomes
  • It is a very basic and low budget game and I can see why it would not click for some people

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