Wild Metal Country

a game by DMA Design
Platform: PC
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Wild Metal Country
Wild Metal Country
Wild Metal Country
Wild Metal Country

Remember 'Uncle Peter the genuinely scary 'comedy lunatic' who used to pop up now and again on The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer? He was played by a wild-haired comedian with a weather-beaten face who called himself Chuck Charlie Chuck also toured the stand-up ircult. his live act largely consisted of bellowing random wfcrds (usually "donkey") in a Northern accent, look ill Aon fused, and sometimes turning violent or sprriing off the stage in tears. Watching him in action, itwas hard to tell whether it was all a pretence. God knows what he's up to these days, but if Wild Metal Country is anything to go by he's probably in Dundee helping DMA Design come up with their game ideas.

Wild Metal Country is the sort of thing that defies description. Which is a pain in the arse for anyone trying to write about it - such as ourselves. In common with almost every other DMA release, it's a curious blend of up-to-the-minute technology and defiantly old-school gameplay - a bit like a ZX Spectrum game from the year 2064, if you see what we mean. The plot goes like this: somewhere near the arse end of the Universe lies the Tehric empire, a legacy of three planets consumed by a bitter civil war. And we mean bitter: billions were slaughtered.

Still, war always has an upside, right? And the upside of the Tehric civil war was the creation of intelligent war machines, designed to protect the 'vital power cores' that each side held dear. Unfortunately these machines were so intelligent, they soon realised that letting humans and other living things hang around was a liability. So they killed everybody. Bingo. War is over. Merry Christmas.

Billions of years passed, as they are wont to do, and over time the intelligent robots began to evolve, dually taking on the characteristics of some of the animals they had exterminated in the past. Not that anyone knew or cared, since no one visited the place - until they discovered that the power cores were srill on the surface. And this is where you come in. Your task is to beam down onto the surface of each planet, scout around for discarded power cores, wipe out the enemy machines, and then get the heck out of there. Well what else are you going to be doing this afternoon? Idly picking at tagnuts and watching Call My Bluff? Get a move on!

Caterpillar Skank

As you may have guessed, the convoluted storyline is just an excuse for a bit of old-fashioned 'collect the widgets and kill the bad guys' action. What you won't be prepared for is the action itself. Essentially, Wild Metal Country is an arcade-style tank game blending spot-on physics with quirky humour and an outlandish setting. Not so much a simulator as a whimulator, if you like.

But why should you give a flying one? Oddball futuristic games are ten a penny these days. You can't rum around without bumping into lunar farming emulators and Martian powerboating games. So what's so special about Wild Metal Country?

Listen, the single most important thing about the game is this: no amount of screenshots or lyrical description can possibly hope to explain the game's strongest point - the engine. A combination of DMA's custom-built 3DMA graphics utility and an eerily convincing physics engine turn what could have been a run-of-the-mill sci-fi actioneer into a weirdly compelling arcade game. As we keep whinging, it's hard to convey in words, but everything in the game just behaves properly. And it makes a massive difference. It makes the action inherently satisfying. It's that indefinable 'dinkiness' - the guaranteed gratification factor - that DMA have a knack of providing.

Not that it's as easy to warm to as something like Grand Theft Auto. There's an initial learning curve to be conquered - the control system. Wild Metal Country uses four keys for movement: not forward, reverse, left and right, but a separate forward and reverse for each of your tank's tracks. This means that in order to go forward, you have to press two keys at once. Turning is trickier: you can either let go of one button to let the tank turn slowly, or hammer the opposing track into reverse and make it spin on the spot. On top of all of that you've got a separate control for the turret. Oh, and you have to gauge the trajectory of each shot, too. It sounds like a nightmare, and for the first ten minutes or so of play it is: you tend to pirouette around like a drunken Dalek, tumbling down slopes and being hammered by the enemy until you feel like hurling the keyboard through the screen. Then suddenly, some of your synapses start to kick in and it all starts to gel. Which is the point at which you start enjoying yourself and getting into the game proper.

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System requirements:

  • PC compatible
  • Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP

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