Miami Vice

Sir Edward Elgar's Enigma Variations. The Godfather trilogy. Chocolate. The West Wing. The United Nations. Living In America by James Brown. The reading room in the British Museum. Landing on the moon. The car seat belt. The Olympic torch. The Guggenheim museum in Bilbao. The singing of La Marseillaise in Casablanca. Penicillin. Deus Ex. The Great Pyramid of Giza. The printing press. Dark Side Of The Moon by Pink Floyd. Raspberry ripple ice cream. Buddhism. Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings special edition DVD boxset. Muhammad Ali's comeback against George Foreman in the Rumble In The Jungle. The Vatican gardens. The combustion engine. Gingerbread lattes from Starbucks. The Phantom Of The Opera (musical, not film). White russians. The third movement of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. Final Fantasy VII. The Voyager probe. A La Recherche Du Temps Perdu. Spaced. UNICEF. No Mr Bond. I expect you to die!" Venice. An ultrasound scan that lets you see your unborn child toss and turn in real-time. The dismantling of the Berlin Wall. Michelangelo's David.

Yes, when the balance sheets of life come to be tallied and eternity passes final judgement upon mankind, we can hold our heads aloft and claim to have made some breathtaking works of wonder, awe and importance, and performed deeds of such magnificence as to shake the very foundations of heaven itself. Miami Vice the game is unequivocally not one of them.