Circle Jerk

I get a kick out of the term friend slop, and Circle Jerk is proudly wearing its friend slop badge on its horny sleeve! This is weird, hilarious, and a ton of fun with some friends.

A Little Helping Hand

Ok, I have no freaking idea what the heck this is all about, and how does someone even come up with something like this? This is a perfect example of the modern trend of friend slop, a game that is designed to be weird for friends to play together and perhaps even a little on the jank side. The “story,” if you can call it that, is that we have a group of these penis-looking characters who need to get their bananas jerked so that they can win the pot in the middle of them… yup, that is the premise of this game!

A Race To The Finish

The way that Circle Jerk is supposed to be played is with four players. Each player…. Penis character sits in the circle with their banana on display, and you then need to move your mouse at the right speed to get them off. I am not joking here, that is the gameplay, you do this, whoever is the fastest wins the pot in the middle and gets the points. There is really not much more to say than that. This is the kind of thing that is just perfect if you and your buddies are looking for something quick and weird to play together in between other games.

What Are These Things?

The penis characters in the game are hilarious, weird, and also kind of disturbing if I am being honest. The fact that they all have a banana is funny as hell, and the overall vibe of the presentation is just straight up weird. To be honest with you, if you look at a still image of a screenshot of the game, that is pretty much all there is to the presentation. One of the stranger things about this and that is saying something, as this game is very strange. Is that the developer actually is offering the soundtrack to this game as a separate purchase! Like, who the heck is going to pay for that?

Pros:

• The game is so weird, we were laughing the whole time
• It ends up being more competitive than you may think
• I got a kick out of how damn weird this was

Cons:

• There is not much in the way of longevity here
• We had fun, but I cannot see us coming back to this

Circle Jerk is an adult sports simulator where players can test their endurance and reaction time. It’s a really fun game that’s perfect for lively parties. You control a creature that looks a lot like a fat worm. Where its penis should be, it has a banana. The action takes place in a room with four chairs arranged in a circle and an empty bucket in the middle. Everyone takes their seat and starts masturbating, trying to aim precisely into the bucket. When you hit the bucket, it shifts, and you need to take this into account, especially when your opponents are moving. Whoever gets the most of their semen into the bucket wins. There are also one-on-one duels where you battle head-to-head. Strangely, at the end, the winner has to drink the entire bucket of cum—a very questionable prize.

Game Features

• A large selection of music tracks to maintain a certain rhythm during gameplay
• If you don’t have enough friends, you can participate in online matches as part of a team of 4 random players
• There’s also a fifth chair in the room for an observer (does this count as Netorare content?)
• The game relies on physics-based movement and requires precise mouse control, as the cursor will constantly jump from side to side