|a game by||D-Dub Software|
|Editor Rating:||8.5/10, based on 2 reviews, 1 review is shown|
|User Rating:||8.0/10 - 5 votes|
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|See also:||Eroge Games|
As the name implies, Bonecraft is a game that’s all about boning your way to glory while making funny faces cus an elf touched you strangely. Which is the exact opposite of the actual plot of the game that revolves around the main character named Fort Worth (voiced by Neil Kaplan, Tychus from Starcraft fame) going on a suicide quest because the Elf Queen DIDN’T touch him strangely that one time and he’s kinda mad about it. Needless to say, the plot is as hilarious as it is provocative and surprisingly deep when you really stop to think about some of the finer details. A really entertaining narrative reinforces the fact that this game has a lot more going for it than meets the tit-I mean eye.
Your weapons are long, hard, made of steel and capable of putting out some serious firepower that’s sure to make evil Orc girls tremble in fear. We’re talking things like chain swords, flamethrowers and of course your trusty assault riffle. The game has a good variety of tools you can use to dominate the opposition while making you feel like a one man gangbang. You also have a penis.
The relatively short game revolves around going on challenging missions in between buying upgrades and women for your character’s sexual gratification. Missions can be fine tuned by the player to be either easy so you can enjoy the plot and erotica or downright brutal for those seeking a legitimately challenging and rewarding gameplay experience. The entire game focuses very heavily on the actual gameplay side of things to make the game stand out among other cookie cutter flash games or non playable novels. The levels are big and involve shooting up enemy soldiers while also giving you the option to spice up the combat by having sex with random women you can find across the arenas. Allies and enemies will hilariously continue firing at each other while ignoring your happy dancing.
Music & Ambiance
The game features an art style that’s very clearly inspired by Blizzard games such as World of Warcraft with some Starcraft aesthetics thrown in for variety. The entire game is a love letter to memorable Warcraft aspects such as the beauty of its classic characters such as Sylvanas and Jaina as well as memes, like the depravities that go on in Goldshire on the Moonguard server. You’ll feel instantly nostalgic and mesmerized by all of the sights and sounds even if you’ve played very little Warcraft before trying Bonecraft out. You can certainly understand the passion the creators had for this game and its inspirations before it which is very admirable and sure to be appreciated by fans of all series.
Bonecraft is a game that stands proud and stretches out for the skies with its big, meaty dedication to being as much of a satisfying game as it is an entertaining erotic title full of fun jokes, pretty women and dazzling sights.
- PC compatible
- Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP