Barrow Hill: Curse of the Ancient Circle

EEK, A Fuck-Screen adventure game. Argh, a flick-screen adventure game that has low-res graphics. Yuck, a flick-screen adventure game that has absolutely atrocious voice acting. Egads, a flick-screen adventure game that tries to be scary, but isn't, despite a branding from the Beeb on the box saying it's "the next best thing to sleeping in a haunted house".

Erk, it's a flick-screen adventure game with a scared motel/garage manager who moves using a grand total of three frames of animation.

Cripes, a flick-screen adventure with less charm than a Nazi uniform-clad Mr Blobby.

Crivens, a flick-screen adventure where you have to complete a vast array of silly logic puzzles that spoil all flow and ruin all atmosphere. Lawks, a flick-screen adventure that's nothing but average, with woeful production values and nothing but boredom awaiting the unsuspecting buyer.

Blimey, this joke might have worn a bit thin. Jiminy, I'd better shut up now.