Priest Simulator

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a game by Asmodev
Platform: PC (2022)
Editor Rating: 9/10, based on 1 review
User Rating: 10.0/10 - 2 votes
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Priest Simulator
Priest Simulator
Priest Simulator
Priest Simulator

Temper your sense of decency in preparation of Priest Simulator. Is this game anything like what you would expect from its title? Maybe. Depends on how well you grasp what priests do. In any case, this is a fantastic indie action-adventure game that has you running around modern day messed up Poland, hunting monsters and rebuilding a local church. You are no ordinary priest in this game, but rather a vampire priest who is trying to get back into hell. This is a crazy romp through a strange world that makes nearly no sense, but gosh darn if it wasn’t funny to play. Want to know more? Of course, you do. Let’s get into it.

Gameplay

So, first thing you will notice is that this is a first-person action game and, to be fair, that is most of what you’ll need to come to grips with. In regards to combat, it is not dissimilar to how Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim handles. You have a right hand and left hand and are able to wield weapons and magic in either. There also feels like there’s a little Dying Light in the combat too, with makeshift weapons that don’t look like they should do as much damage as they do.

You will spend much of your time mooching about the town of San De Ville and defending it from Hell’s envoys with your impressive displays of power. There is a slew of possessions going on and you are the only one who is able to do anything about it. You’ll have to enter the abodes of the possessed and find out what is making them act up. Punish them with your divine arsenal and make things right.

While you are trying to put things back together around the town, you will also have to rebuild the church so it is less of a cesspit and more of a gathering place for your holy followers. It will be up to you to manage your resources and make sure you can make steady but continues upgrades and repairs, and give people hope that things might be okay.

Story

The story in this game is whack. There, I said it. I don’t know how else to put it but I will confess that, although it is nonsensical, it is VERY funny. I had a very good time running around and getting to know this peculiar place. As far as the simulator genre goes, this game is a far cry from the standard rinse and repeat, no real story style game that you are probably used to.

This does have an English dub, but it is terrible. You’ll be pleased to know its intentionally terrible in a good way. Like the Sharknado franchise is. I will admit, that I was in stitches for much of the story thanks to these contributing factors.

Visuals

The visuals of this are quite unique. They aren’t like many of the simulator games that I have encountered, as they are a bit more stylized and lower poly. Not to the extent that Postal 2 was, but in that same ball park.

9

A brilliant game that has a fantastic attitude around gameplay and humor. If you are looking for something interesting and unique, this is the game for you.

Pros

  • Brilliant humor and writing
  • Good gameplay

Cons

  • Graphics could be nicer

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PC

System requirements:

  • PC compatible
  • Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP

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